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doodle of the wifee
You gotta love Pearl’s fighting style
Forget fighting she straight up pirouettes away from arguments
#justnonconfrontationalthings:
when they get your order wrong somewhere but you’re so overly sympathetic to the plight of food service work you take the coffee that you did not want and thank them bc the thought of making someone’s job difficult will make you lose sleep
being with someone who does make note of when things aren’t to their liking (getting seated at a table in a restaurant they don’t want & requesting to move) and getting panicky as fuck that the wait staff thinks you’re the biggest inconvenience in the world and hate u/ spending all meal being embarrassed on behalf of the person making the imposition
Risky business.
FACTS!!!
Trickster Meenah!
What The Signs REALLY Want.
Aries: Lower college tuition.
Taurus: Lower college tuition.
Gemini: Lower college tuition.
Cancer: Lower college tuition.
Leo: Lower college tuition.
Virgo: Lower college tuition.
Libra: Lower college tuition.
Scorpio: Lower college tuition.
Sagittarius: Lower college tuition.
Capricorn: Lower college tuition.
Aquarius: Lower college tuition.
Pisces: Lower college tuition.
Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.
Kid: who are you?
Suspect: I'm Bob.
Kid: why are you here?
Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother
Kid: why?
Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother
Kid: why?
Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.
Kid: why?
Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.
Kid: why?
Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.
Kid: why?
Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.
Kid: why?
Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?
Kid: why?
Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?
Kid: Why?
Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...
Kid: why?
Suspect: just because.
Kid: because why?
Suspect: because I said so!
Kid: why?
Kid: whyyyy?
Kid: why why why why why why why why
Kid: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-
Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST
Kid: why
Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!
Kid: why
Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY
Kid: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-
Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!
Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!
I KILED THEM ALL!!!
Kid: why
Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED
Kid: why
Suspect: I...I don't know.
Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos
Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.
Kid: can I have a lollipop now?
Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.
Kid: why
Head Detective: oh dear god
have some upd8 art
bleh
[Sigh] How many times do I have to tell them?
“Close the garage door when you finish panting it!”
[sigh]
“What the-”
“Didn’t I just finishing closing that?
[ANGUISH]
Nothing is more obnoxious than ex Homestuck fans being dicks to people who like Homestuck
Especially when the ex fans are ragging on fans that were in it WITH THEM. like wtf dude I saw you paint yourself grey and cry over the volcano scene 2 don’t pretend UR better than me because you went back to Naruto.
Come, join me as we bask in Caliborns explanations of Dirk, Jake, their relationship, and powers.
OH MY GOD
GUYS.
GUYS.
DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?
THEY’RE STUCK IN THE HOUSE JUJU “FOREVER.”
THEY’RE HOMESTUCK!
WE FINALLY KNOW WHAT THIS DAMN COMIC’S TITLE MEANS.
Behold: the increasingly battered prettyboy ninja stud.
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
is it porn you want