beageadea

bella, 14, london, intersectional feminist, she/her

[the-artificem]

A few years ago, when I was still in an all-girls catholic high school, one of my teachers told us in her weekly “it’s just a phase” lectures that lesbian relationships are toxic because unlike a man and a woman, two women understand each other completely, thus, making it harder for one to break up with the other, resulting in them being trapped in a lesbian relationship for the rest of their lives just because they got too cozy with having a partner that supports and cares for them.

Anyway can you imagine being straight and thinking that people understanding their partners needs are toxic im so glad i cant relate

[thexfiles]

shoutout to this week for ending

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[theonion]

LAKE FOREST, IL—Exhilarated by the atmosphere of sheer madcap anarchy created by the subtle variations in their visual acuity, a group of friends trying on each others’ glasses Friday reveled in the glorious mayhem of their somewhat different prescriptions. “Whoa! Everything is super blurry!” said Katherine Grant, 27, evidently transported with unfettered glee to the fairy tale world of a friend with a minor astigmatism in her right eye. “Oh, these ones of Sandy’s kind of make my head hurt. Hmm, Chris, are those bifocals? That’s just insane!” After returning the glasses to their respective owners, the friends found themself marooned on the bitter shores of comeuppance by the harsh, unforgiving tide of getting a few smudges on their lenses.

[ellehena]

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

have yall seen girls?? literally??have u all laid eyes on any girl ever????? highest form of art

[bussy-warlock]

Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea

[willinq]

[the-real-stevie-nicks]

We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes

[theshitneyspears]

Your honour, I disagree…but go off sis

[arachncphcbia-deactivated202202]

If someone is wearing makeup in the pool, don’t deliberately splash them. If someone has done their hair nicely, don’t mess it up. If someone in a t-shirt has scars on their arms, don’t ask them about it. If someone doesn’t want to get in the water, don’t push them. If someone still wants to wear jeans, don’t laugh at them for it. If someone has sweat patches, don’t point them out. If someone’s chest is obviously prominent, don’t stare. If you can see someone’s underwear/ binder, don’t comment on it. If someone is blatantly covering something up, don’t try to reveal it.

Not everyone can feel totally comfortable with the fact it’s Summer, don’t make them feel worse.

[lovelydownfalls]

this is so important

[parkistan]

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

[phaserbeams]

movie: *shows a close, trusting relationship between the lead male and female characters but it never develops into a romance*

me: *shocked and delighted*

[slimetony]

reblog this and you will hear great news

[driad-deactivated20160522]

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

[slimetony]

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

[ranarchist]

me, a gay: do you wanna sjdjwkdkkdks get some jakdkssj food???

my friends, straight: wdym

me: oh sorry i mean guys 😂😂do you wanna😂😂😂get some food😂😂😂🤔🤔

my friends: oh😂😂yeah😂sureeee😂😂😂😂i hate my partner😂😂

[eldestdaughters]

someone: all girls are beautiful and wonderful

me: yes absolutely

me: *remembers I am a girl*

me: with one unfortunate exception

[nerdjpg]

It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[scienceshenanigans]

me at school: omg when i get home i’ve got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do

me at home:

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

squad is over we’re cults now