[thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate]

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Big

[stonecrusherproductions]

Loud

[mekagojira3k-deactivated2017120]

Handsome

[fetus2genius]

[lunah-goodbye]

[bloodroyale]

please, call me duncan

mr donuts is my father

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

me when im coming at you

[plz-gro-blog]

[thunderdices]

When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

Gif by @gifsme

[musingsofaraven]

There’s several reasons I love this gif:

1. The WTF reaction by the ref

2. The dude who escapes looks like an Irish boxer from the 1800′s

3. Who’s also gay sassy (I mean those trunks and that hand flick)

4. The other wrestler just holds his arms in the same position while he’s looking dumbfounded at the gay sassy wrestler and then the audience and back

[existenceisanillusion]

[problempippin]

being a fan of lotr but not doing the extending reading means seeing a post about lore and tossing a coin on whether it’s fake or not

[problempippin]

anyone who’s read the silmarillion: *says anything about the silmarillion*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[terriblelifechoices]

I have watched an inadvisable amount of John Mulaney over the last week, so I read this in his voice and laughed hysterically.

[vonkarmic]

someone please stop me from naming my wizard d&d character allie kazam

[vonkarmic]

our dm said she can have a gf named abby cadabra it’s official i’ve won dungeons and dragons

[thephysicsgraduate]

[0iqgremlin]

[mapsontheweb]

How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.

[gorps]

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

[thecloudybluesky]

I’m too tired I legit thought this said Sprouses. Like… If Dylan and Cole don’t make it, it ain’t legal in 46 states smh

[probablybadrpgideas]

Create a cosmic level enemy whose attack damages the players, not just on a surface level, but “on all layers of reality” If it successfully hits a character, just punch that character’s player in the face IRL.

[probablybadrpgideas]

[brainstatic]

Dumbo may have gotten bad reviews as a movie, but it got great reviews as a way to artificially extend the copyright of a nearly 80-year-old property, which is the whole point of the Disney remakes.

[maneuverability]

and there it is

[zetabrarian]

….oh

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

oh that…makes a lot of sense actually

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]