Kir

[datcravat]

[firebirdeternal]

You know what’s more fun than worldbuilding that makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!? Worldbuilding that gives the different races cultural differences that help explain why there’s a lot of conflict between them:

Goblin culture doesn’t have a concept of “Property”. A stick on the ground and a tool in a locked shed are equally up for grabs if a thing needs doing. They casually take and leave things all over their communities, eat from communal pots, and genuinely Do Not Understand why the Core Races are so Angry and prone to Violence all the time.

Consequently Goblins who live near Core communities develop a reputation as “Thieves” despite not even having a *word* for that. (The closest word they have is more like “Greedy” and it means a person that hides things so nobody else can use them, and it’s a surefire fight-starter to call a Goblin that)

Common Orc Spiritual beliefs hold that a Soul can only grow stronger by overcoming Challenges in life, and see intruding on another person’s Challenge unasked for as not just Rude, but Deeply Harmful. You’re Stealing their chance to Grow. Asking for help is deeply personal and doing so can be both a way to grow closer with them or a too-personal intrusion, depending on your existing relationship with them. An exception is Children, as far as most Orcs are concerned, all Children are fundamentally the responsibility of the Whole Community, regardless of whose child they are, or even if said child is an Orc at *all*.

This means that Orcs who live near Core neighbors often seem Rude and Standoffish if not outright hostile, because they neither ask for nor offer aid even in times of trouble, and respond to unasked for aid themselves with Anger. There are even rumors that they Steal Children, because if an Orc finds a child lost in the woods they’re pretty much immediately going to start feeding it, and if they can’t find where to bring it back to, or it doesn’t seem to be well cared for, they’re just gonna keep it. 

[crazy-pages]

This. I like this.

[skwivr]

Did some more work to my orchard/picnic area, and majorly changed the top of the steps where it transitions to forest!

[bogleech]

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

[coolclaytony]

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

[bogleech]

Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:

….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:

….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

observe

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Me on two hours of sleep vs me on nine hours

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

people are doubting the fact that the baby king penguin is actually a penguin. observe: 

this brown bastard animal is indeed a penguin.

[thebootydiaries]

[darkenedyeastextract]

two different groups of people think this is an exchange between some random and an icon

[wickedcoolwizard]

reblogging again bc i just realised that this farah person is significant in some way and i spent ages trying to understand 

[thebootydiaries]

only 2015s kids remember thebootydiaries

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

maybe the real treasure was this gun i found along the way

[squeezemetillipop]

[rootbeergoddess]

Wait what?! Where did she get that?!

[susiethemoderator]

she found it

[black-geek-supremacy]

Moon prism gun power

[ithelpstodream]

[smitethestate]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

[fenrisranger]

[cat-boy-tits]

And my heart

[rudyskatopianiii]

Epic is the grossest understatement.

[puppymareamber]

I am SO not straight.

[socialistexan]

[wumblr]

did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

[wumblr]

you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

[the-worm-man]

what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

[wumblr]

the dashcon baby

[eternal-fractal]

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

[wumblr]

great post everybody

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

💓

[feminism135]

[illicitbehaviour]

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

[xeras-ankar]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This is a good sentiment that I agree with but I have just the right chemical inbalance that this emoji is sending me into hysterics

[yungfatherfigure]

[maxdowt]

Lean on me

[anakinnaberrie]

x

[csdragon]

The more things change, the more they stay the same

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

[theleftnippleofarcher]

diverse noses on male characters: crooked ones, straight ones, big ones, small ones, tip pointing downward, tip pointing upward, wide nostrils, slim nostrils, … diverse noses on female characters: yeah you see, this one’s even smaller than the others and this one’s tip points a little more upwards making it look even more like a button nose than the button noses of the other ones