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they/them 16 this is mostly reblogged stuff

[kirbeekreme]

someone’s probably already posted this before but . blue red gf moment

[ddiospyross]

“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen

[britnxyspears]

I don't plan on being 19 - 24 forever ????? Gender investment.

[the-mad-die-hopeful]

Confrontation. (01/15/2021)

[cuuno-moved]

dream smp as things i've overhead at school.

tommy-'im not gay, im just sexist. wait no-'

tubbo-'i got kicked out of band again for swallowing a bottle cap.'

wilbur-'look, i may be a lowlife drug dealer but also i have made so much bank, so fuck the police.'

dream-'genderfluid people be like "oh yes, michaelangelo".'

george-'im not gay, dude, i swear, i just think he's sexy.'

sapnap-'did i ever tell you about the time i set my middle school bathroom on fire and got away with it.'

fundy-'i got bullied in middle school for being short, but little do they know, my dad's in prison for murder.'

eret-'the chicken nuggets were cold at lunch. can't believe the lunch ladies are homophobic.'

niki-'someone handed me a parrot in science today and i started crying.'

schlatt-'and that's on subtle alchoholism ell-oh-ell. ex-oh-ex.'

quackity-'im like... name a mexican famous person. uh. j lo. i'm like j lo.'

techno-'freshman will be hunted for sport. this is not a joke, i literally shoved one into the street in front of a bus. fuck them kids.'

phil-'shhh. mommy needs his space. i've had a long day.'

bad-'i have never cursed. no, wait, i called someone a cracker one time.'

skeppy- 'pov: i walk in on you changing but i'm a horse.'

ranboo-'soy mayonnaise doesn't ask questions. soy mayonnaise understands.'

jack-'welcome to wendy's, i fucked your mom and i'm high as shit. suck my dick.'

punz-'i got an f in sunday school.'

[cuuno-moved]

dream smp characters based on texts i have received

tommy-'i think my ass is pogchamp.'

tubbo-'in my defense: :('

wilbur-'Fuck you, it's show tunes time.'

dream-'If I show up dead, that's just me officially going up to heaven to turn in my resume and job application to replace God. I'll be back."

george-'im not a twink.'

sapnap-'what that niko niko nee weeb bullshit and why it slap'

fundy-'ok im angry about a fucking disney movie.'

eret-'bitches be like: wears shades indoors.'

niki-'sweetie i'm going to fucking kill you xoxoxo bitch.'

schlatt-'Sorry, I was watching hentai. What's up?'

quackity-'my boyfriend dumped me lololol can we meet at food lion i need shredded cheese for pizza night'

techno-'*the copy-pasted sparknotes for animal farm*'

phil-'mmm. the children. we have our first casualty.'

bad-'youre never too old to listen to your mother.'

skeppy-'hhhrbnjg. gkjyrssscv. vhjkkjg, gkjyrhkk. jjjsosooabwb. w.'

ranboo-'sorry i was crying are you okay what's wrong.'

jack-'this guy had a knife so i decked that mofo and now i'm in the hospital lol.'

the entire server in a nutshell-'My drug dealer said you know shit about Ancient Greece. help me.'

[zero-eight-three]

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[leondra]

[i-wanna-be-cute]

[fearwastaken]

THEY MET UP

also:

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

apparently ur last 5 non face emojis are ur aestuetic. ❤💞🏳️‍🌈🏃‍♂️💔 AWWW

[valtsv]

maybe i’m just going slowly insane but the picture they used in this article about gay people walking fast i found today while procrastinating on my writing is driving me to hysterics. there are actual tears running down my face right now.

[valtsv]

is he… yknow…

[gentle-starlight]

*mr. Krabs walking noises*

[velvet432]

sanrio lockscreens/homescreens <3 like/reblog if u save uwu

[gutterfliez]

have u heard the news

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

fuck it. sebastian on a froggy chair

[honeeyfields]

I’ve fixed up the first dress I made! My forest jumper 🌿🍄🌿 and its looking alot better now (or atleast I think it does).

I’m wondering if there’ll eventually be a way to make these into qr codes? Im not sure but it would be so much easier to share that way

[grimelords]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[cubby36]

[stopgivingthemthings-deactivate]

All I want for Christmas is:

dark grey eye shadow

fingerless gloves

a fluffy oversized grey sweater

[opossummypossum]