[sanitymakesposts]

Cook her a meal then fuck her with it

— the sex chef 😈🧑‍🍳

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would like to know how this post implies this person is going to be Transformed

[cryptotheism]

He awoke the next morning to find his arm yellow

[canineentity]

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

[throathole]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Been looking at lego babies for reasons and holy shit guys look at this thing

[64mpg]

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

[64mpg]

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

[theinternetarchive]

google doodle for halloween 1999.

[askmeaboutmyoctopustheory]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

[rosiegbaby]

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

[toddstool]

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

when its stupid pellets for dinner

[spockwithacat]

The thing with using 🍇 instead of just saying rape is that if you really need to avoid censors you could use phrases that already exist like forced upon or violated or something else. 🍇 is genuinely the worse possible thing to use when talking about a serious topic and no I never want to see anyone use it when talking about something that happens in real life. It’s genuinely so stupid

[frottinq]

this is. I'm a little. hooooo boy.... oh wow oh golly gosh wow....

[dyke-pollinator]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[constructreese]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Fresh out the egg with my big feet

[animentality]

[doriangraysrockcollection]

trump's gonna declare himself king via executive order and the democrats are gonna be like, DEADNAME, democracy is at stake. Can you spare $2?

[mikeseagull]

OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE