Olyver Bean @beansthehumanperson - Tumblr Blog

Hello, this is @yoink34 's lawyer, We are working on an official statement but I'll start with the fact that she is Not A Kitty, and we will be expecting compensation for the slander that has occured

Kitty cat! Mrow!

beansthehumanperson

no! i am also not a kitty! neither of us are cats! i am adding this to the file

mitzo

Pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps

beansthehumanperson

ohoho what a lovely sound i might just wander over to you

mitzo

kitty!

beansthehumanperson

not a kitty,,, biting you scratching you clawing you etc

mitzo

awww! angry kitty!

beansthehumanperson

not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat

going to scratch your curtains

want some catnip?

... yes please

here u go kitty

@yoink34 actually being a kitty isn't so bad. this axolotl is very nice. as your lawyer i recommend we drop the charges

yoink34old

I should have seen this coming this is so sad actually

mitzo

hi other kitty!!!!! pspspspspspspspspspspspspsps

yoink34old

That is definitely not an enticing sound and I am definitely not inexplicably inclined to investigate it

mitzo

pspspspspspspspspsps cmere kitty kitty pspspspspspspspspsps

yoink34old

It DOES work this is a tragedy

beansthehumanperson

this is such a shame. guess we're cats now

sunbutch

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

cryptic-crassulaceae

you really wont like the military then buddy

sunbutch

jokes on you, i already hate the military

beardedmrbean

quakerjoe

ntrider

noncon friendship

sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118

Coworkers

ryukisgod

Your friend’s boyfriend

maxwellmcgrath

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

transarsonist

The reason is very apparent, it being sick as hell,

animentality

minart-was-taken

So I have this headcanon about Larry...

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

squeakitties

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

depsidase

fangorn-forest

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

that-house

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

that-house

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

tranthony

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

draconym

orcboxer

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them