Hello, this is @yoink34 's lawyer, We are working on an official statement but I'll start with the fact that she is Not A Kitty, and we will be expecting compensation for the slander that has occured
Kitty cat! Mrow!
no! i am also not a kitty! neither of us are cats! i am adding this to the file
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ohoho what a lovely sound i might just wander over to you
kitty!
not a kitty,,, biting you scratching you clawing you etc
awww! angry kitty!
not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat not a cat
going to scratch your curtains
want some catnip?
... yes please
here u go kitty
@yoink34 actually being a kitty isn't so bad. this axolotl is very nice. as your lawyer i recommend we drop the charges
I should have seen this coming this is so sad actually
hi other kitty!!!!! pspspspspspspspspspspspspsps
That is definitely not an enticing sound and I am definitely not inexplicably inclined to investigate it
pspspspspspspspspsps cmere kitty kitty pspspspspspspspspsps
It DOES work this is a tragedy
this is such a shame. guess we're cats now


















