bear grylls for life

Hey my name's Matt! I'm 23 years old and I'm Straight. Graduate from Kent State in 3D Animation and Game Design. Things that i love: Bear Grylls. TV/Movies that I love: LOST, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Its Always Sunny, Parks and Recreation, Southpark, The Office, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, etc. 

[marcioserpa]

[jacobdarvin]

[ecilias]

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[soloontherocks]

space mom would never lie to us

[engineeringnow]

[all-the-other-humans]

Fucking physics

[ketchuprocket]

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

[memewhore]

[yikesbpd]

friend: texts slightly different from how they normally text me: if u want me dead so bad why don’t u just tell me lol

[bear-grylls-kid]

Interviewer: How would you handle a stressful work situation?

Me: Gone Girl myself.

[robotmango]

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

[awed-frog]

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

[robotmango]

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

[sandandglass]

[thebestoftumbling]

[nasa-official]

how can you not think space is cool???? how can you not look at the sky and get completely fucked up thinking about it???? how can you think science is boring???????

[mjalti]

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

you know when its late at night and youre about to walk back into your bedroom after going to pee and theres always that guy on all fours in the dark at the end of the hallway looking at you just as you walk back through the door? whats up with him? whats he about?

[nataliedormernews]

Natalie Dormer photographed by Rory Payne for Vanity Fair On Jewellery, August 2016. 

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]