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. 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 .
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MDNI!!!
. 𝑹𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 .
ᢉ𐭩 stoner! sukuna’s supplier is… adorable?? huh???? feat. nephew yuji & little megumi
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼toner! sukuna who was shit out of luck for a couple weeks when his last plug got in legal trouble, leaving him to deal with his nephew fully aware of every stupid thing that toddler did. he got the contact of another supplier nearby.
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼toner! sukuna who first contacted you over the phone. he was surprised you were a woman, but that's really it. he thought of it proceeding as normal business. he'd order, someone would deliver it personally. however, the thing did surprise him was when his stuff was in pink packaging — even the blunts had pink wrapping paper with bows.
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼toner! sukuna who got a bit ticked off at the fact one of your deliverers was jacking up the price, so he decided to meet you in person next time.
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼toner! sukuna who met you after a series of unfortunate events following him being scammed out his money (leading to your deliverer being hospitalized). in all honesty, the act of you showing up at his door with not only his weed looking like a gender reveal present, but also looking like the cutest thing in the world, threw him off.
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼upplier! reader who has worked with children before turning to this choice in career.
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼toner! sukuna who ended up introducing you to his nephew, yuji after a couple of times. " damn brat doesn't know what 'go upstairs and play with your toys' means. " he grumbled under his breath, glaring at the boy who seemed to have barely started kindergarten.
" he's so adorable! " your squeal made him suck his teeth and roll his eyes. you cradled yuji in a hug, he was clinging to you like a koala on a branch. " and he's strong for his age. you have the cutest nephew...! " yuji started appearing every time you arrived to sukuna's apartment; you treated him like he was your nephew.
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼toner! sukuna who would show up to your apartment unannounced sometimes with yuji holding his finger, which barely fit in his hand. a good once a month, megumi, yuji's kindergarten friend would come along too (he would drag him along). " he brought a friend, " sukuna's deep voice deadpanned.
you were hesitant about letting two children barely over 5 years old into your space where substances were present. but you hid them good enough so they wouldn't accidentally find it.
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼toner! sukuna who questioned your true intentions with your field of choice when he got back from running whatever errands that caused him to drop off yuji and his playdate at your home. " how'd you get this job? i'm wonderin'... " he scrunched his face in concern, " you seem better with kids. "
" being a teacher doesn't pay the bills as it should," you responded, pulling the homemade cookies from the oven. " cookies are done, boys! " your voice pulled them from megumi teaching yuji how to make shadow animals on the wall, watching them race to gobble all of the crumbs left.
" use your manners. " sukuna lifted yuji by his collar, making him squirm. " thamk you! " he spoke with a mouth full. " gross, itadori. you're getting crumbs everywhere, " megumi repulsed.
᧔ ⑅ ᧓ 𝓼upplier! reader who used the fact she was sukuna's plug and his babysitter as a way to get closer to him.
© 𝓜𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐒𝐌
♥︎ 𝓷𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: i love sukuna fluff 🥹 euphoria inspo + tokyo toni sneak if you squint / was also thinking about making this a series should i hm
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texts w loser bf satoru
minors dni
blesses u with sleepy megumi
Megumi x gn reader
Ummmm yeah just fluff basically and a bunch of it
Wc: 700
It was such a tiring mission. You and Megumi had to get up at 4 in the morning with Ijichi to drive you to the train station, ride the bullet train for 4 hours, then ride another train for an hour, then fight the curse which had been incorrectly graded. The assignment said grade 3, but it was absolutely grade 2, maybe even semi-grade 1. Hours of your lives wasted on hunting the curse, losing it, chasing it through a forest, then losing it AGAIN. Rinse and repeat this process a few more times.
You didn't get home until well into the late afternoon, bordering on evening. Safe to say the second you both set foot on school grounds you went straight to your room and in bed. Megumi in tow of course.
"Oh my godddddd I feel disgusting." You whine as you kick the door shut behind you.
"Then go take a shower." Megumi is already grabbing a set of pajamas out of the drawer you kept dedicated to his spare clothing.
"I'm so tired, though," you flop yourself face down on the mattress and kick your shoes off, letting them fly wherever on the floor.
"Shower or I'm going upstairs to my room." He says sternly. It's kind of cute.
"I promise I'm not gross, I just wanna sleep." You groan into your thick blanket. You feel Megumi staring holes into the back of your head.
"You're pretty gross." He opens the door, but you manage to get the last word in before he shuts it behind him.
"All I heard was pretty!"
You roll over and slide onto the floor, sighing. You aren't gross, but the idea of standing for 10 more minutes feels like the equivalent of chopping your legs off. Your joints groan and complain as you force yourself to get up and leave for the showers.
When you return with wet hair and soft cotton pajamas, Megumi has already made himself comfortable on your bed. Sitting up against the headboard with an arm tucked under his neck, his shirt riding up and showing the perfect amount of stomach, and long legs stretched out over the sheets while he scrolls mindlessly through his phone. He's so handsome it physically pains you.
"What?" He looks in your direction once with only narrowed eyes before going back to his phone. You blush and turn to hang your towel and toss your nasty uniform in the basket.
"No-" you pause to clear your throat, "nothing."
"Right." He says sarcastically.
He lifts his arm as you climb into bed with him, wrapping it around you as you settle halfway on top of him, draping your legs over his and getting lost in the gentle rise and fall of his chest against your head.
"Can we talk about how stupid today was?"
"In the morning. I wanna sleep." He turns off his phone and sets it on the nightstand.
"Whatever." You groan as you nuzzle into the warmth of his chest.
You reach over and turn off the lamp as Megumi scoots down the bed, dragging you with him. He pulls up the blanket and threads his fingers through your hair, gently scratching your scalp. You feel your eyelids start to droop, but you still fumble for the tv remote and turn it on, wincing together at the brightness.
"What do you wanna watch?" You ask as you adjust the brightness for the dark room, even though the faded blue of early twilight still peaks through the edges of the curtains.
"Nothing? Go to sleep." He tries to pry your head away from the tv and further into his chest, but fails.
"I just need background noise, you snore."
"Pardon?" Megumi looks genuinely offended when you look up at him.
"You do. It's like hoooonk mimimimimimi hoooonk mimimimimimimi" you burst into unrestrained laughter when he shoves your head away to shut you up.
"Shut up and go to sleep." He snatches the tv remote and turns it off, the room returning to darkness.
"Oh come-" he slaps a hand over your mouth, lovingly, of course, despite your grumbling.
"Sleeeeep." He says quietly, shutting his eyes and running his fingers up and down your arm.
Instead of saying anything else, you decide to quit messing with him and just melt in his touch. The gentle thumping of his heart below your ear is like a gentle lullaby, paired with his fingers gently tracing vague patterns on your arm, you're down for the count within minutes.
Ok I'm gonna run away now thanks bye
Also someone tell me how to make my blog pretty cuz this is NOT it
Summoning the divine dogs just for you
cw: as always js fluff
the evening was cold and gloomy perfectly reflecting your mood right now.
curled up with your boyfriend, megumi, in bed you were sniffling softly head tucked under his chin as he stroked your hair softly.
“he’s mean” you pouted upset when gojo accidentally pushed you too far in training.
“i know baby i know, so mean” megumi whispered into your hair.
“you know what will make it better?”
“what sweet girl?”
“kuro and shiro” you said looking up at him with a smile.
he sighed looking back at you “gojos going to get mad if i keep summoning them for non urgent reasons” he tried to argue but when you flashed him the puppy eyes he instantly folded.
“okay okay” he said lifting his hands off you and bringing them together before whispering “divine dogs”
almost immediately they poofed in the big dogs running onto the bed into your lap licking and barking happily at you.
“oh kuro, shiro, i missed you guys too!” you giggled petting the black hairs fur.
“if you keep babying them they’re going to get soft” megumi said reaching out to pet shiro who rolled over lazily in his lap for him.
“it’s fine they’re too cute to ever be mean” you cooed right in kuros face, “isn’t that right my sweet boy?”
“that’s my name but whatever” megumi grumbled behind you.
falling asleep with all four of you piled in bed it was a massive cuddle puddle or warm bodies and the soft rise and fall of your breathing.
megumi stroked your hair before leaning down kissing it “sleep well…”
max yaps: THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT (stop glazing yourself max)
Meow
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DRIVE ME INSANE! — ryomen sukuna
40: TAKE ME BACK (1.7K)
yuji and choso's ambigious warning will be the death of you.
what's happening? why is sukuna coming? what's he going to say?
honestly, you would've liked it better if sukuna caught you by surprise. you wouldn't be pacing around your apartment like a madwoman. it gets to a point. a point where the four walls of your apartment feels like a confinement, bouncing the same anxiety-riddled thoughts onto you.
you have to get out of here. now.
grabbing your keys and your phone, you make a swift exit out of your apartment. going down the elevator, exiting the complex. you can't see sukuna right now. if you do, you know you'll fold. if he says something that's going to hurt you, you don't know if you'll be able to handle the pain again. when did you let it get this bad?
as you're walking through the cold night, trying to leave the grounds of your apartment complex, a hand grabs your wrist.
a strike of lightning illuminates the sky, the streetlight you're standing under, flickering.
right there and then, you're gone.
"y/n."
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ᨳ ๑ ˚ ⁎ boyfriend!Megumi HCs
cw: literally none it’s all fluff and sfw
boyfriend!Megumi who constantly carries little candies inside of his pockets and wallet, even keeps them around the house just for you to have whenever you get cranky.
boyfriend!Megumi who holds you as he listens to your sleepy rants about whatever was bothering you that day. he’d stroke your hair nodding and huming along just happy to have you close to him.
boyfriend!Megumi who likes to sit next to you while you do your makeup and get ready for the day watching you asking what each product does.
“what’s that” he asks as you out concealer on
“it’s to hide blemishes” you mumble concentrating.
“that’s dumb” you hear him grumble beside you “i don’t think you have any”
boyfriend!Megumi who always keeps up with the routine of one date every week. no matter what’s happening if you haven’t had a date that week by the weekend, he will find any excuse to call something a date even if it’s just sharing a cozy bath.
boyfriend!Megumi who sits beside you while you shower outside on the floor reading or yapping just wanting to be close like a dog with separation anxiety.
boyfriend!Megumi who practices aftercare like a ritual always without fail grabbing a warm wash cloth to clean you up with after.
boyfriend!Megumi who always gives you spare cash to go treat yourself. whenever he hands over the money he says “my girl deserves the best”.
boyfriend!Megumi who when making out will holding you close hugging g you stroking your hair, and when his kisses move down your neck he whispers sweet nothings into your skin
dividers credit: @suupersonic
max yaps: i ADORE this sm its so cute and he’s so cute and everything is so cute. i’m not even kidding when i say im writing this at 2am bc i can’t sleep so sorry if none of this makes sense T_T
choso spread my husband omg
gojo and his miiuse
JUJUTSU KAISEN
sfw - ♡ nsfw - ۶ৎ angst - ❀
MEGUMI FUSHIGURO
yappy gf x listener bf - ♡
bf megumi headcannons - ♡
summons divine dogs just for you - ♡
Yapper!gf x Listener!Megumi
fluffy :3
Perched on your bed you were hugging your massive bunny plushie holding it tight as you recited your day to your boyfriend, Megumi.
this man will listen to anything and everything nodding along slowly and smiling watching how you waved your hands when recalling events and how you would buffer for a few seconds trying to remember details.
right now you were currently retelling the story of how the barista at the cafe was hitting on you.
"he gave me my drink and you know what he wrote on the cup?" you said clearly fuming pouting softly.
"what did he write, baby?" he hummed tilting his head to the side watching you with heart shaped eyes.
"his number!" you gasped jumping up on the bed the bunny plushie going flying but he quickly grabs it and puts it back in your hands still wearing that soft adoring smile. "can you believe that?!"
"i really can" he grinned knowing that would tick you off.
your face went flat to a frown, looking back at him "excuse me?" you gasped dramatizing it "how could you say that Im your girlfriend not his!" you squealed smacking him with a pillow.
he laughed ducking tackling you back down into the bed "no no no, baby" he shushed you giving you kisses all over your cheeks. "you're just to beautiful why wouldn't he want you, but sadly for him you're all mine."
you looked up at him with a soft smile "all yours?"
"thats right sweet girl, all mine" he whispered lips ghosting yours before leaning in to kiss you.
max yaps: AHH FIRST JJK POST!!! as always please tell me if there are any mistakes or typos or any improvements. i do think i’ll be switching to jjk based posts sooo… (sorry) def will be writing more jjk in the future
24 hours - suguru geto / sfw, angst
24 hours. no one’s had any news from you for 24 hours. your roommates are back home to visit their family, your parents are too far away. you shouldn’t have been alone, you had plans with your boyfriend for the weekend— that is, until you received a picture of him and another girl in his bed, telling you that she was sorry, that she was looking out for you because she had no idea he had a girlfriend.
you spent the next 24 hours in a daze. you don’t remember how much you cried, if your body was able to produce tears at all, or if your tear ducts had simply finished their reserves. the apartment feels so big it’s almost threatening, or maybe it’s so small you’re suffocating? you don’t know.
so all you can do is lay in bed, your head so full of thoughts it’s empty now, so overwhelmed you’re pretty sure you’ve gone catatonic. when you thought of the word heartbreak, it always seemed like a metaphor, a hyperbole, even. now, it’s never felt more real and tangible, because you can’t feel your heart at all. you can’t feel anything.
you don’t even hear the front door being opened, the footsteps approaching your room.
“ah, you’re here."
no, it can’t be.
slowly emerging from under your blanket, your gaze meet those unmistakable amethyst eyes. suguru.
“what…h-how did you get inside the house?” your voice is raw from crying, throat dry and itching. “not my fault your friends still hide the key under the same spot,” he replies casually. “your mom called me, she said she hasn’t heard from you in a while. wouldn’t want her to file a missing person report for nothing, would you?” his tone isn’t exactly condescending, more like he’s trying to cover up the sincere worry in his voice. proud as ever.
“i’m alive,” you grumble, falling back against the pillow. “you can leave, suguru.”
he watches you for a moment, his mind ready to leave. but his heart isn’t. “even your friends were worried,” he speaks up again. “i said you were probably too busy with your boyfriend.”
“do you see him anywhere?” you spit out, venom clinging to every syllable. “no, i don’t,” he sighs. “you better call your mother, then. don’t make her worry for nothing.”
“did you just come in here to scold me?” you bark, springing up in a sitting position, balled fists hitting the duvet as you glare at him. “and why would my mom even call you?”
“because you didn’t return her calls? and none of your friends are in town? trust me, i’m as surprised as you are that she still has my number saved,” he moves a strand of raven hair behind his ear, shoulders slouched like he’d rather be anywhere else but here. “but you’re right, i don’t know what i’m doing here, or why i would even care.”
there’s a bitter edge to his words you can’t ignore, annoyance dissolving from your gritting teeth. you look down. “y-yeah…you should leave now, then.”
suguru is still watching you from the doorway, the whole room bather in the weak, grayish light that forces itself through the blinds. no matter how much he screamed at his feet to move, they simply didn’t want to cooperate. so he does what he knows best— put on a mask to hide that he cares. “your room and the house are a mess, it’s pitiful.”
you don’t have the strength to stop him.
you simply lay back down in bed and retreat under the duvet as suguru opens the windows, finally letting out the stagnant smell that had set in the room. as he moves around the house, you don’t even notice you’re finally relaxed enough to let yourself fall into sleep’s embrace.
“hey, wake up.”
a gentle hand is caressing your head, and in your sleepy haze, you naturally nuzzle into the touch. with all your defenses gone, you don’t even realize what you’re saying. “don’t leave me again,” you don’t even realize you’re crying. “please, don’t leave me, i—”
you wake up with a gasp, eyes wide a red-rimmed, cheeks wet with tears. suguru.
“hey, hey you’re okay,” he coos soothingly, a weak, pained smile on his lips. “i didn’t have much to work with what i found in the fridge but i made you something to eat for whenever you’ll feel like it. i have to leave now, satoru and shoko don’t know i came here, and it’s probably for the best that they don’t.”
you gulp, your heart still pounding. suguru is so close, sitting down on the bed right next to you. with the sunlight shining behind him, he looks like an angel.
“o-okay, yeah, i understand. thank you, suguru,” you avert your eyes, teeth sinking into your bottom lip. “there…there’s no chance that you’ll—”
“no,” he says with steady finality. “i can’t, but i want you to know that it hurts me. i’m sorry it didn’t work out with him, and even if it’s killing me to see you like this…i can’t.”
he takes a deep breath, eyes flicking between yours for a moment longer before he gets up. you don’t beg him to stay, and his feet finally listen to him when he walks to the door, when he shuts the door behind him.
and you’re alone again.
┊┊a/n. this is mega buns i know but it's all i could write while in immense pain and i really don't want to write this essay for uni. not beta read we die like suguru
guys how would we feel about me writing jjk stuff after coming back from my break????