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i want to be clear that even if every trans woman who ever entered into a sports arena proceeded to explode it dragon ball-style with her athletic prowess, thereby disintegrating all of her competitors into a fine mist, she should still be allowed to compete in women’s sports. i cannot stress this enough.

nicostiel

#My emotional support demon tiger

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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

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has anyone done this yet idk?

drtanner

whatsnewalycat

qhronophobia

adhd gothic

you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.

there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.

you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.

your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?

someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.

there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.

you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember.

there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

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Who gave you this summary of my week

strangehorse

you are excited to do the thing. you are eager to do the thing. you do not do the thing and you cannot say why. your body is operated by a force beyond yourself.

you awake and lie in bed. you plan a detail to-do list in your head. excited, you step out of bed only to feel the motivation drain off of you like oil from a duck’s back. the bed calls to you like a siren to a sailor

did you lock the door? if you check, you will have locked the door. if you do not check, you will not have locked the door. if you check and have locked the door there is a reasonable chance you will accidentally unlock the door. there is no way to win this game.

you are hungry. you eat nothing. you are not hungry. you eat everything. the moon laughs at you.

you have had a tune stuck in your head for three days now. it is not a tune that exists on earth. it will not leave.

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you make a deal with yourself that you will only do the fun thing once you have done the not-fun thing. you do not do the not-fun thing, so you never get to do the fun thing.

you know you should not do the thing. you watch as you do it anyway.

you have an object. you set it down in a very obvious place where you can’t possibly lose it. you no longer have an object.

you have an appointment in three hours. if you do anything to pass the time, you will be late for it. you sit and watch the clock instead. you are late to the appointment.

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you know you should not

do the thing. you watch as you

do it anyway.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

listen, i love your kids but i have had the best time being a dink today. i made a fancy tray with french press coffee and heated milk and sugar cubes and tiny cups and spent an hour or so enjoying it in bed with my spouse while dreaming about our anniversary trip. i made lunch and dinner and sourdough bread with compound butter. we tidied the basement and hung a light brite on the wall for our friend who's visiting next week. we got coffee and groceries and took our dog to her training class. we dropped of fresh-baked bread at a friend's house. we watched home reno tv, treated ourselves to dessert, and now my person is organizing their art desk while i snuggle the dog, who needs extra love because she heard fireworks today. this is absolutely the life i want.