brightly wound

hi, i'm haley! 27 she/her etc etc etc send me a picture of your cat

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[inkandguns]

[cynocef]

the cerave was also a vape

[delicqteheart]

challengers summer 2026 will be happening trust

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[animals-riding-animals]

bird riding rhinoceros

[rcmclachlan]

Oh rhinoceros we’re really in it now

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[bearflags]

listen I love the joke more than ur average bear but she survived all that to be euthanized and dissected, cmon

[fallingtowers]

smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

[thelockenessmonster]

It’s substance abuse

[fairycosmos]

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved

YUUUUUUP

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[rnismatch]

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

[pearlgirls]