Mothertruckin' P-I-M-P!

Hey. Name's Koda. Don't mess with me or the people I care about, I'm stronger than I look.

[barbra-roberts]

You have a diary?

[bearkoda-blog]

No. That's my book for gay porn.

[ellie-muntz]

How's it goin' Wishing Well?

[ellie-muntz]

Because talking to buildings isn’t something normal people do. And even though you don’t know me, it could have been safe to assume I was, until I showed you otherwise. Because I’m probably not crazy. At least, compared to most of the people here. I even have a normal name. Which is Ellie. 

[bearkoda-blog]

That sounds like something a crazy person would say. I'm Koda.

[ellie-muntz]

How's it goin' Wishing Well?

[ellie-muntz]

I didn’t mean it literally. I meant the people who are at Wishing Well. You know, or whoever happened to answer my question.

[bearkoda-blog]

How was I supposed to know that, huh?

[ellie-muntz]

How's it goin' Wishing Well?

[ellie-muntz]

Well, unless you read minds or something I didn’t really expect you to tell me how the rest of the school is doing. I just meant that ‘good’ is really, super vague. 

[bearkoda-blog]

You asked how the whole school was doing. 

[dramatic-fox]

No please, continue. Don't let me interrupt.

[dramatic-fox]

You’re weird

[bearkoda-blog]

I know, Foxy. [pats her head] I know.

[halfchewed-gus]

Caught me. It’s a pleasure Koda. ‘M Gus.

[bearkoda-blog]

Yeah, you too. So, Gus. Run into any Nightmares or Evil Queens yet?

[michy-mittens]

I LEFT ALL OF MY CAKE AT BOO’S ROOM

[bearkoda-blog]

That was your cake? Oops.

[dramatic-fox]

No please, continue. Don't let me interrupt.

[dramatic-fox]

Hey, hey now. While I’m happy to see you, it hasn’t ALL been rain out here. The weather’s mental and it’s been sunny on a few occasions

[bearkoda-blog]

Do I see tears in those pretty big eyes of yours? C'mere.

[ellie-muntz]

How's it goin' Wishing Well?

[ellie-muntz]

Well, that was super descriptive. 

[bearkoda-blog]

Well, I can't say much else since I don't know what the rest of the Wishing Hell population thinks about the matter.

[halfchewed-gus]

Ever so kind of slightly

[bearkoda-blog]

Well, anyway, I'm guessin' you're new, so. Hi, welcome to hell. Name's Koda.

[dramatic-fox]

No please, continue. Don't let me interrupt.

[dramatic-fox]

Sure, you think that

[bearkoda-blog]

I know that. Look at you. Being all happy, like it's been raining for a year and the sun finally came out--aka, I'm back and you missed me like hell.

[ellie-muntz]

How's it goin' Wishing Well?

[bearkoda-blog]

Good.

[halfchewed-gus]

They weren’t kidding when they said that the dorms were “comfortably small"..

[bearkoda-blog]

Well, at least they're comfortable.

[dramatic-fox]

No please, continue. Don't let me interrupt.

[dramatic-fox]

Can it ya freak

It’s too early for your snark

[bearkoda-blog]

You love me.

[tinabell-tink]

There's always another girl.

[tinabell-tink]

[bearkoda-blog]

[dramatic-fox]

No please, continue. Don't let me interrupt.

[dramatic-fox]

Oh-

You’re back

[bearkoda-blog]

So I've heard.

[tinabell-tink]

There's always another girl.

[tinabell-tink]

True, I suppose girls are kind of the important race, you know child bearing and all.

[bearkoda-blog]

Yep.