THE NATURALS MARIO KART HEADCANONS ˙✧˖°🎮 ⋆。˚
🏎️⋆˚࿔ note: these r all based on mario kart 8 deluxe on the nintendo switch!! for the naturals week day 2: games
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cassie would play as daisy
sloane would play as rosalina
lia would play as waluigi or yoshi
michael would play as king boo, bowser, or donkey kong
dean would play as toad or koopa troopa
celine would play as toadette
sloane takes a long time customizing her kart, wheels, and parachute to optimize the speed, acceleration, weight, handling, and traction stats to the best they can be
lia looks up the best vehicle combination online before playing
michael chooses whatever combination looks the coolest
celine chooses whatever combination is the fastest and disregards the other stats
lia’s the only one who never falls off the track on rainbow road tracks
cassie keeps the smart steering on
dean tries to use the drift literally every 2 seconds
michael and lia show no mercy with their power-up usage, always throwing shells, bananas, etc. on the rest
lia or celine usually win
michael either does really good or really bad
cassie will save her powerups and not use them only to lose them when she gets struck by lightning
lia’s favorite cup is the Special Cup (cloudtop cruise, bone-dry dunes, bowser’s castle, rainbow road)
cassie really likes dragon driftway and wild woods bc of the scenery in the courses
when they play on teams, they rarely are all on the same team (bc that wouldn’t cause any chaos)
dean and cassie will always be on the same team while lia and michael refuse to be on the same team
most of the time the teams end up being dean, cassie, and lia on one team and michael, celine, and sloane on the other (since not everyone can play at once two people will share one remote on each team or they take turns)
michael knows all the shortcuts
his success in using them, however, varies
dean usually tries not to throw shells at the others except for michael. he deliberately tries to hit michael whenever he sees him
remotes HAVE been thrown before, both at the tv and at each other !!
there’s either a bunch of yelling or complete silence when they play