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Favorite Disney Quotes: (2/?)
ho ho ho where did my motivation go
trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily
it’s just not gunna happen
The day after always reminds me why I hate to socialize lol
Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime
also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that
Perfect
you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g
OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY
My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.
“did I lock the door-”
captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door
I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.
I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady
“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”
thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off
I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.
my talents include
-choking on nothing but air and spit -asking ‘what?’ and then immediately processing what you said -making a fool of myself trying to get wild cats to let me pet them -compensating for hours of procrastination with minutes of panic and superhuman speed
Favorite Disney Quotes: (2/?)
I am literally so upset right now. My boyfriend fucking scared me really bad on accident and I screamed really loud and started shaking and breaking down, and he fucking just ran off. What the fuck dude??? Like take care of your fucking woman and comfort her and put down your feelings for a sec. I wasn't screaming at you. You fucking know that. I was terrified and reacted accordingly. I'm sorry I couldn't pull my self together and stop crying and shaking for you to feel better. Like this has happened before SEVERAL times. Wouldn't you know better???? Oh my god I am done this is the last straw for me. I can't believe he would react like that what a fucking douche
This is my 3rd move in 2 years. Let's hope I don't have to do this again for awhile
You know what’s attractive? Seeing people change for that one person. Whether it’s cutting down their drinking habits or to stop doing drugs and maybe even something small like to stop swearing. It just proves that when it comes down to it, they would do whatever it take to see that person happy. Stopping habits is a hard thing to do and to see people actually doing that for someone’s love is really attractive to me.
More quotes about love and relationship here (via thelovewhisperer)
The Front Bottoms — Twin Size Mattress
i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious and have back up plans ready to be lonely forever
by reubenmarkstewart
sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing
I have this really awesome chai tea powder, almost like hot chocolate mix. I usually do 2 spoons of mix, but today I did 3 scoops and I am bouncing around and so caffeinated. This is awful but great. 😊
here he comes