Devil's plaything in my hands

d. • 30+ • any pronouns • ao3 beautitudes • pfp by savage--antinous

[beautitudes]

This is what makes them fight the wars. This is what launched a thousand ships. Beauty like this.

[sheisraging]

beautiful

[beautitudes]

The fact that Lestat has no idea why they even got beheaded in the first place. And Louis and him don't even have time to discuss it.

[pinkponygrl]

[armandyke]

At least we have Assad Zaman as the vampire Armand and Christopher Heyerdahl as the vampire Marius de Romanus

[happybunnykat]

What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.

[happybunnykat]

Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.

It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.

(Text version under the cut)

1. Safeword

2. Sub/dom drop

3. Loosing intrest halfway through

4. Trying something that doesn't work

5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)

6. Bad/failed orgasm

7. Should have safeworded

8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"

9. "Let's never try that again."

10. Sex so bad they break up after

11. Realistic shower sex

12. Incompatible kinks

13. Threw up on that thang

14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused

15. Says wrong persons name during sex

16: ugly crying/overwhelmed

17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"

18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation

19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real

20. Ignored/missed a safeword

21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people

22. "No really, that's not going to fit."

23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party

24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for

25. Sex toy gets stuck

26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex

27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd

28. Sex in a bad location

29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies

30. Free day

[kinkydorah]

ASSAD ZAMAN The Vampire Lestat: After Dark | THE FAILURES

[kinkydorah]

[sillystigmata]

He’s doing important business.

[cloudabserk]

“armand was so in character” “you just don’t get armand” “biblically accurate armand” when all the actors literally said they don’t understand it either…

[ama-noctem]

Some BTS, courtesy of Joseph Potter

[teslacarbombz]

its just me and the mutuals i have a parasocial relationship with

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[crazykuroneko]

A Note from IWTV S2 Writer A. Zell Williams

Read here:

Fan Appreciation Daze

How a show's fans lifted my spirits years after working on the series.

[rooksilver]

new tvl theory there IS a secret 8th episode but its also bad

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That One DM Frame

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That One DM Frame

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That One DM Frame

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That One DM Frame