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they/any agender probably this is where i collect my things

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[donteventry-itdude]

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ot3]

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

[davidemmerich]

I'm a big hit at parties because I say things like "death to all who oppose us" and "the reckoning is at hand" when I’m clicked on

[kush-and-lyrikz]

[female2004]

[loveridden1999]

girl who's 2 drinks in: i love you i love you and i love youuu

[beardedmrbean]

[herpsandbirds]

[stephenroot]

How are we as a society going to claw our way back from the fact that a not-insignificant portion of our population is incurably fucking stupid and superstitious in ways we used to mock Pilgrims for being?

[stephenroot]

There is a substantial portion of our country that (1) believes Satan is real, (2) that he is actively working to harm them, (3) that these plans are at times enacted through country music shows at the Las Vegas Sphere by the guy who sang Chicken Fry, and (4) vote.

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[thefiresontheheight]

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[kabber]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[pixlerelish]

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

[oated]

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

[bebeansprout]

why does eating feel like shoving trash in an already full trashcan when i haven’t eaten anything today and i really can’t avoid doing it any longer