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@beccabloo
How To Train Your Dragon - Scenery
Did this for the Hijack community as a thank you!! 🩵💚
I'm sorry if it's wonky sometimes, it's my first time doing something like this hehe
Hijack Grizzly ni Osowaretara
Can I offer you a Hijack X-Men AU…
Jack can conjure ice, frost, snow etc (of course), but he can’t fly. Hiccup can shapeshift into a dragon, partially or completely.
Most of the time, Hiccup does what he can to look human, withdrawing all of his dragon traits and only bringing them out when they’re training or on a mission (though his scales react emotionally and tend to appear whenever Jack catches him off guard, whoops). He can’t fly (yet) while mostly human, so he rarely brings out his wings unless he’s fully shapeshifted. Besides the shapeshifting, Hiccup is also able to shoot fire from his mouth and has an eternal fire within him that keeps him nice and toasty.
They’re stark opposites with their powers and quickly discover that they are the only other mutants able to handle the temperatures the other can rise or fall to. There will be times when either of them loses control, and they’re the only ones who can get close enough to calm the other down without getting killed. They can still get hurt, though.
@beccabloo had the perfect idea of the academy making watches for them that alert the other if their temperature has risen or dropped to a dangerous level. And if the watch goes offline, it means it couldn’t handle the temperature, and they have to get to them ASAP.
do you think maruki's reality has build a bear
Okay but what if they grew old(er) together (they're like mid 40's here, that's not old, but you know what I mean).
my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry
another one for the collection, gang.
non-spoilery Ghosts chapter 6 doodle that I got peer pressured by the Hijack server i'm in to draw LOL
ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.
set construction: $800
cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats
fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts
editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks
update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like
anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.
since this post unexpectedly blew up i'd like to note that the $2mil. of fake blood thing is unconfirmed and based on some rough calculations i did after googling 'fake blood price per gallon'. i'm sure they were able to get a more significant discount on the kind of bulk purchase that cleared all stock available in the state of wherever this movie was filmed, but i have no source. the rest of those numbers are what we in the industry call a funnypost
the dvd/blu-ray production was confirmed on a livestream i caught accidentally while dicking around on youtube that is now members only (likely this one but idk, i don't have youtube membership money). other things confirmed in that stream: the dvd/blu-ray burner cost $4k and iirc burns 8 blu-rays an hour. markiplier's one concession to productivity is that he might get a second burner so he can make 16 blu-rays an hour, at his house.
Are you, Hiccup? Are you sorry?
It's gonna take a while to fix that paint
Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West au for Jack and Hiccup!
For my version of this au, I imagined Hiccup as a former Sky Clan Tenakth who now lives with the Oseram in the Forbidden West, while Jack is a Nora outcast (I couldn't decide between white or brown hair for Jack, so you get both.).
Jack is the one who finds a Focus first and then shares that knowledge with Hiccup. I love thinking about what connects characters and why they’re drawn together, and in my mind, Hiccup already sees machines and the old world differently from everyone else, but he’s missing information to truly understand it.
He sees that Jack is actually using the Focus rather than treating it like an accessory, and Jack chooses to share it with him, offering that missing piece of the puzzle that Hiccup needs to truly understand the metal world. This turns out to be what Jack needed, because while Jack is smart, Hiccup is able to piece things together that jack wouldn’t have been able to do on his own, so they quickly end up relying on each other. I really wanted that trope of working together because: “you have something I want” until that becomes: “you are what I need.”
So, together, they explore the metal ruins and uncover the truth behind the Old World. Hiccup gets a machine companion (Toothless), and Jack gets a glider.
I’m also playing with the idea that all machines have ai like gaia did, so they’re actually capable of feeling and learning (it would probably depend on the species though, I don’t imagine a thunderjaw would be very fun to try and domesticate…), because I want Toothless and Hiccup to have the same connection as they do in the movies.
As for the designs, I mixed and matched elements from the artbook and the game itself. I have so many thoughts written down from designing them and from all the differences I noticed between the clans, but it’s literally pages long. If anyone wants me to ramble about that and share some of my thoughts, let me know!
Go for it, Hiccup! We're rooting for you!!
Just them being silly
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there's art inside me trying to get out
We were talking in the Hijack discord and realized that Fishnet! Hiccup would genuinely make sense, which is not only funny but would kill Jack twice. We're adding it to the BandS AU for utility purposes and to give Jack a jumpscare. You should check Odd's art that inspired this to begin with, too <3<3.