Life goes on

Beck. 20. Notre Dame '18. Marvel, Supernatural, Sherlock, anything funny.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

[hotboyproblems]

mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle): do you guys want any chips?

dad (at full volume): I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[paprika]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[captainjonnitkessler]

Concept: A ghost hunting show except after the dramatic, night-vision opening narration of all the haunted stuff, it’s just me walking around the house fixing the loose boards and uneven doors that are actually causing the problems while I ramble about Carl Sagan and offer bad interior decorating advice

[captainjonnitkessler]

Hysterical couple: there’s all this moaning and knocking from the walls and the doors slam all on their own when no one’s near them, we can’t stay here if this doesn’t stop

Me, disassembling a window: yeah so this house is a hundred years old, none of these windows are sealed properly, and the whole house is one big draft. So we’re just gonna pop these boards off and replace the insulation and then caulk it up nice and tight, doors will stop slamming and bonus, your winter heating bill is gonna drop! Stay tuned after the break for our recurring segment, Hot Water Heaters And You: When’s The Right Time To Replace Old Pipes?

[cephalopodvictorious]

WAIT OK There’s a show I found a while back on Netflix that was people with haunted houses had a consultation with a paranormal investigator, a psychic, AND A HOME INSPECTOR he was just the most chill dude, and at one point they were like “well why do the stuffed animals move at night HUH????” and he was like “ma'am you have a dog” and I lost my mind. flickering lights were all just wiring that was old and dangerous. he jsut wanted people to not be dead

[cephalopodvictorious]

Its called Paranormal Home Inspectors and please don’t let the reviews turn you off, its delightful because they are the exact three levels of belief. The psychic says every house is haunted by dead kids pretty much, the paranormal investigator just runs investigations and presents the results, and the home inspector is BEGGING people to hire professionals instead of botching their own home repairs

[sunrisewallpapers]

Memes

•please like or reblog if you use

Credit to: @caffeinatedunicorn

*these photos are not mine*

[perfectly-speechless]

Gotta have these as my locks, if u don’t get it we aren’t friends.

[politicalsci]

[aint-coming-back-lol-deactivate]

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

[imagitory]

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

[chiaroscar]

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[the-cosmic-goddess-deactivated2]

This is so true

[twodotsknowwhy]

Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!

Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested

[supremequeenofthenerds]

Me age 24 re-reading Harry Potter

[jhaernyl]

This, a thousand times this.

[enjolras-in-valinor]

GOD, that last gif is so accurate. that’s the best way to describe this feeling. 

[recommend]

These Brilliantly-Designed Stores Are Living in the Future (x)

[bebopfirefly]

this headline just delights me

[30-minute-memes]

corn flaek

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s because reality is terrifying and our world’s dying, and our developmental years were spent in a constant state of using increasingly nonsensical humor to cope

[codenamemaximus]

It’s called the rise of neo-dadaism and the same thing happened during WWII

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well that’s not concerning At All

[counttwinkula]

time out hold up sweetheart let’s get it together before you wanna spread  art historical misinformation

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ has a spot on summary of the dada ideology; these artists reacted to the horrors and atrocities of WWI by embracing nonsense in a world that no longer seemed to make sense

but the period we’re in right now is decidedly not neo-dada! you know why? because neo-dada already happened, and not during WWII but during the 60s and 70s, through artists like robert rauschenberg, yves klein, yoko ono, and nam june paik.

what was going on in the 60s and 70s that might involve “terrifying” reality and “increasingly nonsensical” coping methods? the cold war! now the cold war is in much more recent memory,

but if you wanna talk about nonsensical coping methods among millennials? i would say “lol xD so random” culture is probably the best starting point, which is definitely post-cold war (knowyourmeme is giving me 2004 as a good benchmark date).

2004 is only three years after 2001 so this resurgence of dada thinking could easily be seen as initially a reaction to 9/11, and we can then trace the antics of the bush administration, the shift of the overton window, the rise of internet culture, the 2016 election, and the current political moment as developmental factors behind this current dada moment.

so since neo-dada already happened and this is definitely its own thing with its own factors, and since a big part of our dada is the influence of the internet on modernity, i posit that we start calling this e-dada or #dada

tl;dr: neo-dada is already taken, it happened in the 60s/70s, we’re doing our own kind of dada now

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

e-dada

[thewritehag]

dada kink

[idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue]

Is it too late to delete my tumblr?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s never too late

[xxdemiigodxx-blog]

This is deep, concerning and yet heavily ironic, because right after the profound historical post comes…dada kink. This is an effect of e-dada

[lilyanthus]

I have not laughed at anything as hard as I just laughed at cornn flaek

[swaggynikki]

YALL DIDNT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD I WOULD HAVE REBLOGED FOR CORNN FLAEK

[pthumerian]

“weeping erection” is up there on the list of worst things i’ve read in a fanfiction

why does the boner weep

[official-mugi]

Ask not why the boner weeps

It weeps for thee

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

[what-even-is-thiss]

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

[im-a-giraffe666-deactivated2023]

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, you understand.

[outofbinaryspace]

Hang on

What if it was actually Phil protecting Hercules?

Like yes he’s strong without having the muscles and everything but that’s only because he’s a god…

What if Phil gave him actual strength? So if his god strength was taken away (i.e. hades taking it away) he would still be able to fight?

He wouldn’t have a weakness like Achillies.

He really would be perfect

But also consider hades reaction to him taking away his god strength and Hercules is just standing there like yeah okay I’m just gonna fight you and hades is like losing his shit cause that was not how this was supposed to go

[charlesoberonn]

Phil also taught him and helped him train his hero skills. Hercules was strong, but his strength was aimless and did more harm than good. Phil taught him how to use his abilities to actually help people and not fuck up as much.

[redwithrage]

I’m just thinking of that one straight boy from class that said he was dissapointed that they cut Captain Marvel’s hair because “she wasn’t hot anymore”

…wasn’t hot…

Imagine looking at Brie Larson with short hair and thinking she’s not the epitome of perfection. Straight boys are weak.

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]