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ancient vampire characters who pursue teenagers like.... romantically... you are absolutely swagless. die

i don't care if she looks like your dead wife if she's worried about what she'll wear to prom and you personally remember the louisiana purchase what common ground could you possibly have i am going to stake you

neenarchive

seravph

sosuperawesome

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rabbitfolly

who ya gonna call?

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

tchaikovskaya

dingdongyouarewrong

oh it’s a pottery tutorial.

coolxatu

outfit idea

peppapigvevo

this took me out

fairycosmos

i don’t like how endings in real life come on so suddenly without making sense, without much warning. one minute you’re in the middle of something and the next it’s all a very long time ago and you’re a different person and none of it is ever coming back

funnytwittertweets

thethief1996

Dont know if theres a post talking abt this already but in brasil the president made a speech last year saying he wouldnt buy vaccines bc the company put on the contract that they wouldnt be held accountable for side effects so the vaccine could turn you into a crocodile for all he knows. Anyway heres how people are dressing up to get their shots

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@crtter is this true

crtter

It is! A lot of people dressed up as crocodiles to get vaccinated just to make fun of what he said, heh

thethief1996

[Id: original post is a video of a person dressed in a red dress paired with red gloves and heels, covered in green paint with glittery make up. They're wearing a blonde wig and an alligator muzzle mask. They're sitting at a vaccination spot, with their legs crossed, and when the video starts, they uncross and start a cat walk, set to a bass boosted song. They walk to the nurse, who shows them the needle. They nod and the nurse applies the vaccine, then they look at the camera and shout "Fora Bolsonaro!" and cheer. The nurse laughs.

The reblog shows different pictures of people at vaccination spots wearing alligator costumes / end id]

iricressent

stoner dracula be like I vant to smoke your bud

iricressent

aaaaaand reblog. *kicks back in my comically large leather business chair and lights up a cuban cigar* i own this fucking place. .. my empire.

plantanarchy

out of interest I just looked up transit directions in Google maps from my parents house to my house and it told me to drive 20 minutes to a park to ride bus station, wait 6 hours, get on several different busses, then get off and order a Lyft

plantanarchy

This isn't a joke it literally told me to do that

plantanarchy

Same route but driving

trainedchimpanzee

This is what American urban planning looks like

mandywondering

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

ladyfeets-deactivated20211019

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

anocana

this bot that generates metal band names and corresponding album art is fucking incredible

sabadorks

I’m adding a couple of my favourite

paxamericana

i’m smarter than every doctor and scientist in the world, but can you please break down the correct dosage of horse paste to feed my sick husband in kindergarten terms