Still here after all these years

I'm Alex, a very tired and filled with anger twenty-two year old child. They/He pronouns, non-binary, asexual, biromantic.

[vvwerewolves]

DM interest or add my discord (same username as this tumblr) RBs appreciated

been a while since ive posted on any social media, just peddling comms as per usual. @wc-nightcry is a sideblog pf mine, so you know im real.

[becomeungovernable]

I open the door suddenly and send dust everywhere on this account

I return. To advertise my artfight. Yes all my featured characters have meme images as their thumbnails what about it

Just here for a good time! We’ll vibe and draw baby

[penini-art]

Its time once again for my low quality black eagles animations to videos I find funny

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[toastbutteregg]

i just took this test as a joke to see if i can survive during an apocalypse and got this result

but the funniest part is

POISON IVY?

here’s the link if anyone wants to try it

share your results too please. im interested!

[pokemonsnapmemes]

omg took it and result says id die in two days

pretty accurate for a wimp like me 

[werevampiwolf]

I got that I would survive, and would probably have to help repopulate the Earth. In which case, humanity is out of luck.

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

to-do list

[darantha]

I could spend the next couple of years mostly doing Vox Machina art, but I’m juggling things as is, so I tried to squeeze in everything in a four month project. Since the file is so ridiculous I cut it up for posting here, but you can see the whole assembled thing over on my Patreon.

Thank you to my patrons as well for sticking with me during this project! I’ll cover the last quarter of the painting, from Kashaw and Lyra (under the white dragon) and down to the end, in one of this month’s tutorials.

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[cool-beenz]

Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

[taigaland]

This is actually super interesting, because I feel like this group witnessed the massive technological change in both our schools and our society. I’m a senior in high school this year, and my school relies heavily on chromebooks - almost everything we do is online. However, I still remember the days when we had a chunky projector on wheels in the room with clear plastic slides that you had to write on in dry erase pen. I still remember when teachers relied almost entirely on chalkboards, and I remember whenever we watched a movie, the teacher would have to roll in this giant old T.V. with a VCR player. Only recently, my school replaced the crusty old textbooks with online ones. Us 1997-2001 are the only age group that truly witnessed that shift. School isn’t the only place where society has changed - when I was a child, we had a house phone. We got rid of the house phone in when I was in grade, so I got a little slide cell phone. In 9th grde, I got an iPhone, and now I can barely imagine life without it. It’s just interesting, because we really LIVED that shift growing up - it’s what defined our childhood. It’s like we have knowledge of the school system from two different eras.

[smuganimebitch]

so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?

 “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though

“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt,  the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them 

“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort

 “i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war

[ziraseal]

“I was really into ancient greek mythology in middle school”: this person is gay

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[10knotes]

I can’t describe to you my love for Patrick

[teathattast]

[peychemilke]

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

screenshots dont do this justice

[broitsablog]

*inhuman clicking*

[frostychica]

the millennial steve irwin