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[bee8467]

INTRO POST YIPEE

Hello i am bee! (Alt name kris) My main is @furbee8467 this is where i shove all the posts i like and sometimes my art. I have a specific, design blog @bees-design-blog

i also have a clangen blog!!! @fading-clan please follow it thanks

Anything i post is allowed to be reblogged, i wouldn’t post it other wise. Sometimes i tag things as reblogs allowed for people who don’t know this

ask box is always open for questions about things i like, my ocs, any questions about me, or just rambling please talk to me and distract me from the never ending boredom (NO SERIOUSLY I LOVE ASKS SEND THEM :3 if you send asks i appreciate u sm)

I’m aroace and trans masc/enby/agender

Also i have two qpp’s somehow. Which i guess makes me poly? And probably some form of bi in way? Idk? Huh?

Also it turns out i might not be 100% aroace oops help me

He/it/they (order is my ranking of favorites)

sorry if i make a rude seeming comment i struggle to read tone 💔

I’m neurodivergent and disabled

Tags: My art for bee’s art and bee buzzes for random thoughts i have

Be warned bee buzzes used to be used as a sort of vent tag a lot, but i have switched to using @beeventsintothevoid

Not a minor‼️🔥‼️

ok i think thats all have a great day :3

[callisto-art]

"Sworn To The Sword" in a nutshell

(This may be funnier in my head than in reality, but I felt like I needed to put it out into the world for some reason lol)

[kedreeva]

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

[suspiciouspopsicle]

op I would like to formally apologize for thinking you were lying

[roach-pizza]

How are they rated like this

[kedreeva]

Because I'm correct. The movies aren't the greatest movies of all time or anything, but they are loved, because they are fun, because the creators clearly had fun making exactly what they wanted, no matter how indulgent it might seem to anyone else, and the actors put their hearts into it and were also clearly having fun. It's okay to do that, and making something you really want to make instead of what you think other people want you to make WILL show in your creation. I will go bonkers loving a movie or show or book or piece of artwork that loves itself and is fun before I ever do for some bland, soulless thing.

A lot of people have mistaken my original post as a dig at Sharknado. It's not. It's 100% saying if you were a little more like that, it's actually fine. People will still love what you create. Hell, they might even love it more when you make things you clearly liked to make.

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[bad-love]

I just wanted to add this quote from the peppermint patty peanuts wiki page about Charles M. Schulz and his relationship with his gay cousin. The source here leads to a book that I did not read but the original source is Schulz's wife who confirmed this in an interview. If I can find the interview again I will link it here but uh. just in case someone tries to claim Schulz was a homophobe on this post again.

[bee8467]

Rip Steven you would have loved age regression . Actually no you wouldn’t you would hate it but you would do it anyways

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[creative-apple]

she took the fucking barn

[bugbeep]

why not both!! solidarity 💪💪💪💪lets fucking celebrate WOOHOOOO happy pride!!

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[the-haiku-bot]

there is a CRAFT in

my HEAD and i cannot BUILD

IT. snage and snatred

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[maplebunie]

*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[kriosv]

[stickstone]

had a fucked up warrior cats nightmare last night

[stickstone]

a new warrior cats book had come out with no prior announcement or build up. it was called eye of the storm and was about a character named stormweather

everyone was talking about the book and saying it was their favorite, but i was avoiding reading it because it didn’t sound like something i’d like. stormweather sounded way too boring and unlikable

but, because it was all anyone was talking about, i eventually gave in and decided to read the book. i didn’t need to go out and buy it though, because i already had it. it was right in front of me. something about that struck me as odd, but i quickly ignored it in the way you ignore most inconsistencies in a dream

i cant quite remember, or at least my brain didn’t conjure, what was in the book. all that i got out of it was this deep, primal feeling of dread. like something horrible was about to happen that nobody was prepared for

to calm myself down, i opened up tumblr. only to quickly realized that my blog had new posts i didn’t make, all posted while i was reading the book

all of the posts were praising eye of the storm and urging others to read it

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[bee8467]

Sapphic tboys in love and peace and love on planet earth

[dumbferal]

lapidot sleepy times