father forman

gonna get a foot in your ass

[catchymemes]

[liberalsarecool]

[dulect]

[ojibwa]

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Oh mood

[bisexualprussian]

My brain when I read a math problem

[laarne]

no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[skammmed-deactivated20170310]

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[rosesojin-deactivated20210814]

@shadowforce25

[spideyytorch]

“Can i privee recieveth a waffle?” Bitch this took me out

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

[dankmemeuniversity]

[willow]

my new year’s resolution is to stop

[shewantedtosaysorry-blog]

Op you didn’t finish your post!

Lemme take some guesses!

My new year’s resolution is to stop:

-being too hard on myself

-avoiding getting help

-letting others define me

-letting others choose my path in life

-isolating myself

-neglecting myself

[willow]

^ only good addition to this post… thanks girl!

[make--it--gayer]

I love math

[jennfercheck]

coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god

[bklynnico]

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

[maybelateralligator]

Reblog if ur pro binch-empowerment

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey, I’ve never had a nightmare before and kinda wanna know what they’re like, can you help me out?

sure! see you soon

[mass-exodus]

this is so fucking powerful it burnt off all my eyebrows

[dosesxmimosas]

*straight couple* Girl: “Do you have a condom?”

*lesbian couple* Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?”

[oiltipped]

some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened!

me, a 22yr old: