*clap clap clap clap*

ayyy wassup its yo girl sarah

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[trickstertime]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The conversation

[girlmostlikely]

I think of this pic several times a week

[frottinq]

when Walter white said "smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating does not constitute plans in my book" he was wrong. this is the moment he really became Heisenberg. if you ask me

[avvocarlo]

wish he exploded after saying this shit

[bobodenkirkisgay]

no piece of art or literature has ever understood me quite like this onion article

[wiiwheel]

Whoever PREFERS cold weather you're literally so so so wrong

[wiiwheel]

"You get to be snuggly under blankets! Hot drinks! Jumpers!" It is my desire to have my arms and cock out and be sweating gulping iced water this is peak comfort to me I do not take joy in layering and sitting in cold rooms and feeling my toes get numb. that shit sucks supremely

[virtualgirladvance]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[10001gecs]

Hi I want to ride you until you’re worn down into a nub

ok miss pencil sharpener pussy

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[spacecaptainglow]

This post resurrected the word Slonk

[wordswithimages]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[txttletale]

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

[txttletale]

computer activate Useful Mode

[rylandgraces]

harvard? you mean from legally blonde? you know thats not a real school right?

[traumadrauma]

hey y’all wanna talk about a lesser talked about trauma effect?

loss of autonomy.

not knowing how to do anything without explicit permission or instruction.

feeling like you’ll get in trouble if you do anything on your own will.

waiting until you’re given permission to do so much as eat.

not feeling like your body is your own.

if you experience this you aren’t broken or alone. you were abused and traumatized and conditioned to be like this. remember you belong to nobody but yourself. you are and will be okay.

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

[x]

[ninetyfivepercentstress]

just remembered i’m a lesbian. what a relief

[catchymemes]