The Blog of Things That I Did at Some Point Or Another.

Welcome to the giant clusterfuck of neurosis I call life! This blog is officially gay. If that bothers you, find the door.

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It's under renovation, probably

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wh

what should i do

[beefypotatogriller]

Your best!

[askfordoodles]

The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

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Stage 5: Mlem

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It's almost midnight and I'm crying, help

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 04/05/2016 6:49:54 PM.

[sadillite]

Exciting news.

[princepeach]

y’all better hype this up because this is BIG and is evidence that the berlin patient wasn’t a fluke, and this could revolutionize medicine (there’s already cases of cancers where methods similar to these have worked), and while you’re at it, please join a bone marrow registry!! (especially poc bc these therapies usually only have been done on white patients due to genetic similarities, and the more poc we get in registries the more access poc patients can have to this for cancers, SSS, etc)

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[beefypotatogriller]

What she in a home Depot for tho

[politijohn]

Bernie Sanders’ 2020 Platform

$15 Minimum Wage (a living wage)

Medicare for All (universal health care)

Green New Deal (climate action)

Ban Private Prisons, End Cash Bail (criminal justice reform)

Tuition-Free Public College (universal education)

Universal Background Checks & Assault Weapons Ban (Gun Reform)

Improve Infrastructure

Oppose Military Industrial Complex (no more endless, unnecessary wars)

Legalize Marijuana

Affordable Housing

Break Up Big Banks

Election Day a National Holiday

Save Unions

Expand Social Security

Lower Prescription Drug Prices

Guaranteed family leave

DREAM Act for immigrants

Publically-Funded Elections

Gender Pay Equity

LGBTQ Equality

[umami-lolipop]

I really want all this y'all

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

YALL REALIZE HIS OLD ASS IS TRYING ONCE FUCKING AGAIN FOR US AND WE NEED TO FUCKING TAKE IT SERIOUSLY THIS TIME FUCKING PLEASE FUCK

[abstractlesbian]

I hate when straight people talk about how we “should never assume anyone is gay!!” based on appearance/mannerism/behaviour/anything

But they never talk about how assuming everyone is straight is harming people!!!

Not letting us talk about gay aesthetics and traditions and culture is just another way to silence and isolate us :)

[clairesclitpiercing]

It’s so disingenuous, too. Like…I know I look gay, okay? I get called out and harassed by strangers all the time over my appearance. And I do most of it on purpose! This isn’t some high school movie ugly duckling narrative; lesbians aren’t awkward wallflowers wishing desperately that they could look like straight girls, if only they’d ever learned how. As if we could escape being taught! I’m a grown adult and I choose to look this way.

If you really don’t think there’s anything wrong with being gay, why do you think it’s the polite thing to pretend you don’t see it, especially since it’s how I wish to be seen?

[marlowelune]

This is such a good post, my god. Sometimes I feel so guilty for recognizing other queer folks by picking up the signals - aka, “assuming based on stereotypes” - but the reality is that most of us who do have those signs and signals are intentionally coding to find each other and be ourselves visibly and loudly.

[erinhatesthings]

TODAY MY STUDENT WORKER ASSUMED I WAS STRAIGHT AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED

I DID NOT SHAVE TWO-THIRDS OF MY HEAD AND COME TO WORK IN A MEN’S SWEATER TO BE MISTAKEN FOR HETEROSEXUAL

[keeponshouting]

i remember a bunch of straight girls at work lamenting the fact that the new guy was gay and one of them was all “well, no one could have known until he said something!” and i was just like “yeah no. i knew the first time i interacted with him.” and they got so angry! how dare i make such assumptions! stereotyping is wrong! and just…look. i was the only out, loud, and proud queer person in the entire department when he arrived. we 100% exaggerate whatever personal characteristics match the stereotypes, especially when we’re entering new spaces, in order to send up a flare and draw the attention of our own kind. i saw that flare and sailed toward it ok? jeez. people aren’t just straight until proven gay, susan.

[mythicgeek]

i’m so glad someone put this into words. like, i hate the term gaydar now because it’s now synonymous to me with straights applying harmful stereotypes to non-straights. we don’t have gaydar in that sense. what we actually do is turn up our volume so other non-straights can hear and see us. queer-coding, in a sense. i mean, i can’t speak for everyone but that’s how it feels to me

[bluekhajiit111]

It’s honestly bad when I was waiting on this post to turn into something about how we shouldn’t think or do this and I was shocked when it didn’t.

I walk around looking pretty butch, with a hate that says equality on it with rainbow and an engagement ring from my girl and people still think I’m straight at times. Also I have an undercut for when I’m not wearing the hat, which is a snapback.

[hands2muyself]

PETITION. TO USE. RAINBOW CONNECTION. BECAUSE FUCK “GAYDAR” STRAIGHTS

[mayothompson]

when i was 10 i thought this was the most amazing picture in the world i thought it was so beautiful and well drawn and incredible and i think i got yelled at for making it the desktop wallpaper on my familys shared computer

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Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

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[beefypotatogriller]

This is the best

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[stickmanbrandon]

Oh man, It doesn’t end there.

This isn’t the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist:

https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover-opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html?fbclid=IwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4N01HQKItpCLQiQYIptBOevNN6uIyT8

It’s on Spotify, it’s called “Opportunity, wake up!“

This is what’s great about NASA and it’s what’s great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don’t do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity’s camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not?

So they started calling it her.

They nicknamed her Oppy.

They told her to take a selfie not long ago.

After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer’s wake-up messages, they started playing music for her.

And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet

Was play her a love song

[beefypotatogriller]

This is so sad

Alexa play "Opportunity, wake up!"

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fresh from the gators nip

[cthulhulel]

gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.

[tietrabun]

learning to read was a mistake

[lorileopard]

I think of this post every time I drink Gatorade.

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Gator presenting nipples

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((Please don’t tag gamkan))

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Also do I want to know

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

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I almost missed it

But I didn't

[elliephontastic]

beef ramen noodles are superior to chicken in every way and there is no logical, statistical, or mathematical argument you can employ to prove that they are not. i pity those whose minds cannot handle the magnitude of such truths

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The two genders:

Beef and chicken ramen

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RIP my sleep schedule

I tried m8s