One-parental-unit

I am Bernard

[beenard-the-human]

My tv show/movie list

- the vampire diaries

- Grimm

- Harry Potter

- charmed

- MHA

- twilight

- haikyuu

- avengers

- Teen Wolf - once upon a time (ouat)

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[beenard-the-human]

Accidentally dropped my nephew. He’s almost a year old. Now I fucking hate myself and can’t get over it. My brother says it’s fine, that him and his girlfriend know I didn’t mean too. Still doesn’t stop me from feeling like a horrible person. Literally makes me want to kms. Overreaction of the century I know but I pride myself on being a good aunty and now I’m lowkey scared to hold him again.

(Clarifying he is fine but he’s still so small and I feel very very guilty)

[beenard-the-human]

Thank lady tyche! My brother is most likely moving out! Thank you! Goddess above!

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[beenard-the-human]

Tf? Cuddling? Sexual? It isn’t sexual unless you make it sexual. I’m assuming that’s not the case here.

[beenard-the-human]

My favorite way to get people who are taller than annoyed/irritated is referring to them as small child.

This sets it up to where they walk up real close and are like either raising an eyebrow or saying are you sure about that.

These reactions make my day and my life. That and this is how they sort of walk up to you.

[beenard-the-human]

The Light Fury was designed to be a sexy love interest and has no character beyond that. The only reason she even exists is to separate Toothless from Hiccup and to show that a romance less than a week old is stronger and more important than a friendship of 6+ years.

I dare you to read this extremely in-depth review of THW and honestly consider all the evidence:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19025251/chapters/45183655

There's no "slut shaming" the damn sparkle dragon, people are rightfully stating she only exists in that movie as an object for Toothless to win. Criticism against a fictional female character that was solely created by men to be a sex object for a male character to chase and own as a throphy wife is not "slut-shaming".

They don’t need to be telling about it in the back of a study hall for everyone to hear and to be fair these movies are literally made for children

[beenard-the-human]

So like the fuck is up with my friends slut shaming the light fury from httyd like it is a real thing. It is getting really annoying!

[beenard-the-human]

I will read my stuff and others stuff and when angst happens I’m like

“Who would do this! Especially to their own characters!!!” Slightly tearing

Then I remember

“I would do this! Especially to my own character”

[bebx]

When you’re scrolling through AO3 for some fanfics to read, what’s the MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR you use to decide whether or not you’ll read something?

The summary

Word count

Rating

Tags

The fic title

Pairing / characters

Feedback; how many kudos / hits it has

How many chapter(s) it has, if it’s completed (if not; then Last Update date)

The authors

**Other (please put in comments or tags)**

Voting ended onMar 26, 2023

Reblog after voting for bigger sample size is highly appreciated :)

[beenard-the-human]

Fanfiction that I'm writing

Wattpad Version

Reborn to Love: A Polyamorous Soulmates Journey

Ivy is a fiery, free-spirited young woman with striking red hair and an effortless sense of style. She has a passion fo...

Ao3 version

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I'm very happy with my work and readers all my other ones have honestly sucked so I'm very happy now

[beenard-the-human]

Want to know what I always hated in punk 57 the fact that he was so upset that she had a fake personality at school, high school. Like when she younger sure that was pretty bad but high school is another form of hell like damn…..

Me go misha when he’s mad she faked a personality at high school

[beenard-the-human]

as said when I was younger by my mom

I am the queen of self care

showering or bathing(when I say bathing I mean bath bomb with music for both)

reading

self dates (as a lot of songs say I can tae myself out on a date, get some candles and make some food for yourself at a light)

get your self presents

sleep

[beenard-the-human]

question

who all on here remembers their childhood? and not just certian memories.

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

[beenard-the-human]

Like literally look me in the eye and tell me they aren’t gay

[littlebluepenguinfan]

they're talking about Tanner

[beenard-the-human]

Random voice: what if they both get pregnant

[caats]

Aww I love black cats ♡

[angreav]

😻😻😻

[beenard-the-human]

Like they are so adorable and cuddly

[beenard-the-human]

Fuck going on camping trips with people cause now I have to relive a embarrassing memory of accidently sitting on someone's thigh luckily instead of on abthigh I ended up on the ground bent weird