The Ender Dragon Did Nothing Wrong

Mineblr They/Them, Team Ianite

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

Is Jeff

[jolly-ob-saint-nixilis]

I’m glad people are appreciating the work it took to seal away Jeff

[syndianites]

I know most of my Mianite mutuals have gone on to other mcyt content, but im still neck deep in this series.

The worldbuilding gave us so much to work and toy with. The potential in having three gods who represent such static yet gray ideals, showing how no one, no matter their position or beliefs, is inherently good or evil.

A good cast of streamers who were different but similar enough to mesh well together. Story characters that had a lot of potential for depth and interest.

I think the reason I’m so stuck on the series is because there was enough to intrigue but just little enough that you *want* more. I want to flesh out these characters, I want to add more nuance, I want to explore more options.

I just haven’t had that same click with any recent mcyt series, y’know?

[beeofthevoid]

What a mood

[luigra]

Evil Hermits backstory headcanon time!

I also call this the Emotion Clones AU sometimes!

The basic idea: all evil clones are born out of a hermit experiencing an emotion so strong the game glitches and creates a clone

How this works: each emotion is a parameter in the code assigned to every player. There's a limit on some negative emotions (not positive ones though). When reaching the limit, the game glitches out and creates a clone of the player to store the additional emotion information in.

What this leads to: the hermits slowly lose the ability to feel an emotion they have a clone in

Which clone is which emotion:

Evil Xisuma - sadness

Helsknight - guilt

BadTimesWithScar - envy

Joe Kills - anger

NPC Grian + Robo Grian - loneliness

Apathetic Xisuma - apathy

If enough people are interested in this AU I will release some backstories I have in mind!

[biinaberry]

Potion Parasite Story

Wow, there are a lot of you. I might be writing two fics for this story so I’m going to give the basic premise. However underneath the read more I will provide the entire plot, so if you want to see it, go-ahead.

The base premise starts in S6 during the civil war between Team Star and the G-Team. Team Star, finding themselves on the losing side, realizes they need an advantage to push themselves to victory. False and Wels brainstorm together, as co-leaders in arms, and suggest the idea of stronger potions. Pitching the idea to the rest of the team, and with approval, the group forms a cohesive plan to try and create a super potion that has the effects of instant health, regeneration, swiftness, and night vision all in one. Xisuma is originally against the idea and through some gentle persuasion, and peer pressure, allows the potion to be created.   The potion is a success! At the meeting table, the team comes together in the joy of the team’s success and after lifting their glasses; downs their potions to victory.  The effects are instant as they instantly feel rejuvenated and ready for the next fight as they grab their weapons and gear. However, as time goes on the other hermits start to notice something is wrong with their fellow companions. Xisuma’s visor has a more magenta shade along with Doc’s eye, but it all comes ahead at the next fight. Stress slices False’s arm and for a few moments she sees; her blood is pink. 

Continua a leggere

[haworthiaace]

Magic Misfits AU

Ok so basically we made an au based off of the fact that Scar kept calling his village the village for magical misfits. Scar finds out that he somehow ended up on a server for magical misfits, and now he’s created a sort of safe haven within the server, so naturally they flock to it. Some hermits don’t surprise him, the ones that don’t really bother making an effort to hide their magic, or the ones who can’t hide it. But some hermits deeply confuse him. Chaos ensues. 

TLDR Scar becomes a magical therapist for the hermits

Keep reading

[whizzermania]

ok big mood

[quaranmine]

mumbo loses his mind over scar's mini mushrooms

[gl0rb]

I want someone to think of me as highly as Mumbo thinks of Scar’s small mushrooms

[rule-2]

he does have a ton of knitting needles bc he doesnt want to get stuck with just one type of material!!!! when he isnt experimenting he sticks to the bone bc its all around a decent material, a lot of the time he has multiple projects going at once, so the more casual ones are done with his favorite and most comfortable needles(sizes 5-7 mainly) he likes the bone bc the yarn tends to slip a lot less with bone(and it also happens with wood he just much prefers the bone feeling) i think hed like spinning his own yarn, and dying it with plants from his garden, he has a lot of flexibility with this, so it lets his projects look more unique and interesting!!!! hes not super uniform with the way his yarn looks so it adds a TON of texture to what he makes, he has a pile of blankets thatre alll made by him, and a few piles around his base of just wips(a decent amount of which are Never going to be finished lmao) he likes the bone needles feel bc theyre carved with patterns towards the ends thatre a wonderful stim, sometimes when hes feeling burnt out on a project he'll just run his hands along the carvings fr a while.

[doodleyboobley]

Please let him be in charge of the diamonds

[demonblob]

tangotek 10/10 favorite hermit hands down. 

[ambered-glazed-sheep]

also heres a lil an ex. as a treat,,

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Helsknight: Dark teacher, can I go to the dark bathroom?

Evil Xisuma: Is it a dark emergency? you should have gone during dark lunch.

BadtimeswithScar: Oh my fucking god I have to get out of here.

[aroaceacacia]

joe just pulled out a ROTARY PHONE on stream in response to ppl asking him to call grian

[ihavenoconsistentname]

Hels hiding in a couple places in Wels' episode and I didn't actually know he was hiding there until Wels went on Twitter and was like "Oh by the way Hels was hiding in a couple scenes lol"

[stackofeggs]

image that you can hear

alternatively, “grian kills everyone with mumbo jumbo campaign music”

[shtern-and-art]

I call it In The Middle Of Working On A Big Project with: - some sleep - no sleep - “does flying into a tree and passing out counts?”