Life Of A Loser

My name is Ivy. I'm 23 years old. I like playing video games and sandwiches. Sunlight scares me and I enjoy TV shows. Avatar by pokemon-personalities

[kaijuno]

Jack Harlow looks like if they power washed Post Malone

[kaijuno]

Homie this the same dude

[tits-n-trix]

[weyounbathwater]

HOES?

[edgebug]

The hoes aren’t here yet kings go back to sleep

[weyounbathwater]

oh okay

[ginger-ale-official]

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

[goolfriend-moving]

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[atomic58-blog]

[tropesarenotbad]

[image description: a screenshot from another website, all identifying marks removed. the text reads:

Made this rocking chair in ‘97 wood shop class when I was 14. Had no idea why I’ve kept it for 24 years. 38 now and I have finally realized it belongs to my son. Might be a dumb post, sorry, but his face makes all those years worth it.

Under that is a picture of an infant in a onesie and a huge grin sitting in a small rocking chair

/end ID]

[meeowerzz]

HELLO??

[pun-ishment888]

Whats not to get? Moron.

[official-lucifers-child]

target audience

[guerrillatech]

[aturnoftheearth]

i’m gonna scream i just sent an email to my professor too early and literally all it says is “get out” because i was deleting “get outlook for ios”

[aturnoftheearth]

i’m gonna run off a bridge

[crunnchybunnch]

[exitwound]

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

[transarsonist]

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

[citrono-kirbo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Absolutely. Learned that one the hard way

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[malwarewolf404]

[feralcatman-moved-deactivated20]

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

[llorumis]

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[whitepeopletwitter]

Hmmmmmm