boop or be beeped

here i am to reblog shit and chill it/vey/ei (pfp by @the--bite btw)

[goomba-stomper]

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

[internetgreatesthits]

[mrkanman]

oh youre a morally dubious maternal figure that lost an eye and experiment with science beyond mortal comprehension? thats crazyyyyy

[wybielacze]

[00000066]

[viralfrog]

[parentheticalaside]

My mom has told me about this video multiple times. It seems to define parenting for her. I get it now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Weeeeee

[lilaccatholic]

I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

[reinanova]

[stangerswithcoffee]

WAIT I HAVE MORE

Those two met for the first time in those roles

They started dating while playing those roles

THEY GOT FUCKING ENGAGED

HE ACTUALLY TOOK HER HOME

[cheeezcake]

that one meme with the wedding rings

silly bonus thing (I was on call while drawing)

[cuterrguy]

here have a third life in a nutshell thing i never finished

[compressedrage]

I'm a big fan of Mumbo "honorary-EGG-member-and-also-firefighter-who-doesn't-know-that-the-other-firefighters-are-plotting-EGG's-downfall" Jumbo

[kairamuwu]

they're feeling cutieful

blame me looking at mad mew mew and going.. that's joel

Commissions open

[memory--box]

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

[feyariel]

Me, so I can view the original meme:

[thetum-blrdictionary-deactivated]

bonus:

[memory--box]

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

[thescaredfluid]

Glossary of Terms

[dovewithscales]

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

[heptadecagon-studios]

Hi, linguist here. It is

[svdaily]

One person’s you are insane (derogatory) is another’s you are insane (heart eyes)

[artyphex]

Color me VERY impressed that Witch Hat Atelier had a guy make magic glasses to see through clothes, and that was explicitly called sexual assault and condemned for being awful! In so many other mangas that would've been played off as a joke, but it isn't funny! Wow! I didn't know manga could do that!

[dailyflicks]

ALICE IN WONDERLAND 1951 - Dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson & Hamilton Luske

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often

[what-even-is-thiss]

Meets another iseksied person in the far past and beats the shit out of them for participating in the slave trade and eating moldy bread

[sandersstudies]

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

[sandersstudies]

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.