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This animation without the filter because it fucked with the framerate for some reason (this isn't the intended look otherwise, but bleh)
im sure most of you dont give a flying dick tit about godzilla shit but this model and now animation is the first thing ive made and was kinda proud of in a long time .
WAIT YOU MADE THIS?
idk probably
im worried that the reason you're getting less attention than you deserve is that this looks like it was clipped out of a Movie, and not one of the lower budget ones
2,840,658 polys
i make my rigs myself
dont do this to me
A little update <3
I still read all of your lovely replies! I have not given up on art my friends! I have even started my own webcomic on webtoon! It’s called Seth In Space and it would mean a lot to me if you would support me there! Love you all and happy halloween!!
I’m so happy to tell you all that I’ve made great progress with my mental health!! To genuinely be able to say that I feel happy is so liberating and free! I know a lot of you are still in that dark place. I’m here to say that it does get better. Much better! I still have some tough days but progress is progress! Be kind and gentle to yourselves. I love you all and thank you to everyone who’s supported me over the years!
Here’s links to my commissions and projects! Commissions Animal Crossing Commissions Animal Crossing Tarot Cards Tarot Readings Seth In Space
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Love seeing the updates to this post
This better pass.
Me hearing the premise: *kill bill sirens*
Me reading it's lead by actual native american people: Oh thank fuck, yes please let this be a thing.
if you want a vision of the future picture fox news trying to own alexandria ocasio cortez with a graphic that says something like ‘foolishly thinks workers should have better lives’
What they’re furious about is how the other staffers will see that it can be done and possibly revolt against the unfair pay they’re getting or just up and leave.
Which they should. Staffers should revolt or leave, and underpaying congresspeople should be fucking scared.
They’re pocketing the money that they could be using to pay those staffers a decent wage, but damn, they want that fifth car and extra 20th vacation to cheat at golf and fuck kids in Thailand or some shit.
It’s not about the principle, it’s about demonstrating that it can be done, successfully, and the idea spreading to us little people that we can rise up and take back what is already rightfully ours anyway. Vive la revolution! Madame Guillotine is thirsty for the blood of liars and pigs.
I can’t get over what a righteous line “madame guillotine is thirsty for the blood of liars and pigs” is.
You said “Black Lives Matter”.
Well mine is on the line.
If everyone who sees this donates $1, I can meet my goal in no time:
Things are looking very bleak for me; I should have been out of my apartment in March and am technically squat… Juani B needs your support f
Please do not pass this without at least reblogging. Please do not hinder me from recieving all possible help I can get. Thank you.
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!
i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,
You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me
You also say this as a shitpost but literally every queer person I’ve seduced I’ve done so by taking a walk with them and pointing out every single mushroom and lichen I see and talking way the hell too much about how our general conception of what an organism actually is is hilariously narrow and then buying them Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows.
🗣🗣 EAT THE RICH
NOOOOOO ALMOND FUUUCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺
God fucking damnit
This fucking virus is spreading like a wildfire right now
IF YOU SEE THIS. REBLOG.
DO NOT CLICK ON THE RAY BANS LINK. IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND SPREAD THE LINK FURTHER.
It’s done nothing to my acc (I use firefox with uBlock and noscript unlike 90% of the internet)
Do not click the link without a script blocker! Do not click the link without a proper adblocker! Do not browse the web without Firefox!
Also, it’s not a virus, it’s a phishing link, just have protection active and it’ll be safe. The site looked ad-free for me and shit and uBlock blocked only a few things but DO NOT turn it off in any case.
^ REBLOG THIS VERSION ACTUALLY
HOLY SHIT someone @ mentioned me in that post, i’m so glad i didn’t click on the link. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK. even if doesn’t get into your account just by you clicking on it, please be safe!
Wait wait so I figured this was ya know, important virus avoiding stuff, but what actually is the post??
the post will look like this. i think if your account gets hacked, it’ll make you @ mention your followers in the post.
so i’ve definitely seen worse viruses (like ones that spread more easily by even viewing the post, or ones that force you to post worse stuff, or of course- getting a hold of your actual personal inromation and doing that shit from there,) but it’s still something to be aware of.
Thanks a ton!
HOLY SHIT
reblogging this one because it actually shows the post to adoid
ALRIGHT I’VE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS GIVING AN UPDATE BUT SERIOUSLY-
do not interact with the post. at all. my account just got hacked about 20-30 minutes ago. i didn’t click on it, so i think there are actually people behind this. which makes it a shit ton harder to avoid getting hacked. do not interact with the post.
Oh shit I got @ in this twice by someone but then it vanished, I had no idea! Please be careful people!!!!
I’ve been @ seven times and the fact that it can’t spell ‘only’ right pisses me off just as much as the post
I have been tagged about 6 times every day. If I post this, my account was hacked. Do not click on the link please
i dont think tme people get, or ever will get, how deeply affecting the experience of transmisogyny is. will elaborate later.
okay I drank more coffee and I'm ready to get into this.
so transmisogyny is the intersection of transphobia and misogyny, which should be obvious but some people don't like to listen. its another layer of oppression past the transphobia that transmascs have. every transfemme I've talked to and befriended has had some experience with feeling predatory for having feelings for someone (generally affects trans wlw more) or infantilized themselves and acted very gentle and passive in order to not feel as though they're predatory. (I'm still working through the first one and used to deal with the latter)
we're taught to be afraid of our own bodies, especially our genitals. it's as if we're monsters for being women born with penises, as if that in itself makes us gross. there's a reason that all the transphobic bathroom arguments come down to a "man dressed as a woman" preying on women. this goes a million times as far for black trans women, who have the added intersection of blackness. that paints them as even more masculine and aggressive despite how far that is from the truth.
I developed my eating disorder because i felt like my body was too big and masculine, that i would look more feminine if i were skinnier. thats obviously something cis women face, but its not the same for us. we're told we have male bodies and that we need to make ourselves smaller to fit in with "real women".
we're excluded from women's spaces for "not having the same experiences" or "invading" or whatever other transphobic reterric they want to use to allow trans men in but not us. we're alienated from trans/LGBT spaces due to the heavy focus on transmasc and tme nonbinary people in discussions of transitioning. for every 20 resources on how to bind and its dangers i get on my dash, I see 1 or 2 on tucking and its dangers. for every 20 binder giveaways i see I've never seen a gaff giveaway. I bet some of you don't even know what a gaff is. (its what we use to tuck)
the amount of times I've seen jokes about men in dresses, the amount of times i've heard words like femboy and tranny thrown around by tme people as if they're not harming us by doing so sickens me. every time you make genderbent fan art, draw a guy looking embarassed in a dress, or make a femboy friday joke, you are contributing to the stigma that follows us wherever we go.
I'm probably gonna lose followers for this and get told in the notes "I would reblog this but your tone is so aggressive :/" but I DON'T CARE. WE USED OUR POLITE VOICES AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. BLACK TRANS WOMEN BUILT THIS COMMUNITY AND NOW THEY'RE DYING ON THE FUCKING STREETS. WE AS A GROUP, ARE BEING TURNED AWAY FROM HOMELESS SHELTERS AND BEING JOKED ABOUT ON THIS AWFUL WEBSITE. IT'S OUR BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.
Not to mention the fact that people barely understand anything about our transitions. I almost never see any kind of informative posts about what to expect from hormones/surgery/etc., and even the doctors that prescribe my meds hardly seem to know anything about them. The six page long informed consent document I had to sign to get my hormones listed like a hundred possible effects, all of which came with a “this may or may not happen we’re just kinda guessing” disclaimer, and I’ve STILL found TONS of things that no one EVER told me while they were busy stressing over and over that I’d probably be sterile after a while.
Did you know it’s not uncommon to lose a shoe size or two? Or to shrink a couple inches because your entire pelvis rotates after a while (which hurts like a motherfucker, I might add)? Or that it’s very possible that you’ll suffer some of the symptoms of PMS every month even though you can’t menstruate? Did you know your tastes in food might change because your sense of smell changes? Probably not, because barely anybody researches or published information on this stuff. And who even fucking knows what you can expect after surgery because hearsay reports vary wildly and there’s basically nothing out there.
It gets so much harder to stay healthy when it’s so hard to find information on how our bodies function.
reblog this version actually
Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.
‘All that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the fact that if you wish to hunt them, you must have a specially made boar spear. This spear has a crosspiece on it to prevent the boar from charging the length of the spear, driving it all the way through his own body, to savage the human holding the other end.’
-Boar and Apples, T. Kingfisher
fuck OFF
Note that pigs are also HUGE. So, yes, they ARE slightly larger pigs.
So I grew up in the city and have never seen a pig in real life and I just googled it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I thought they were like labrador sized, like, fat labradors, not mini-cows.
every time I see this post there are more people discovering how fuck off huge pigs actually are and I love it I thought this was a thing everyone knew but clearly not and I’m laughing
This is me with our Tamworth boar, a heritage breed closer to their wild cousins than the Yorkshire above. I am a fully grown, average sized human. He was a gentle sweetie who, sadly, is no longer with us. His name was Mr. Big.
FUCK OFF
Forever laffin’ at people who don’t understand how enormous, terrifying, and tenacious wild boar are.
They’re like if bears had knives protruding from their closed mouths and Didn’t Know When To Quit. Their survival instincts when they’re wounded aren’t “run away and minimize injury” it’s “take the thing that hurt you down with you” They also make sounds like someone crossed a pig with an alligator.
Their head and neck alone can be like the size of an entire human torso.
Also forever laffin’ at people who think pigs are tiny, ‘cause we designed those things can get in the neighbourhood of a thousand pounds in ideal circumstances.
It’s like when people assume Tuna must be small because they’ve only ever experienced them in hockey puck form.
Like seriously why the fuck y'all think everyone FREAKED THE HELL OUT when Dorothy fell into the pig pen in Wizard of Oz? It’s because pigs are HUGE and weigh a shitton and would crush her in an instant.
also dont they eat like, basically anything?
YUP. Pigs will eat people, if given the chance. They dgaf.
That’s why boar hunters use a team of very tenacious dogs to hold the boar so they can be speared without fucking you up. The dogs wear body armour.
I’ve heard stories of people shooting boars, and if it didn’t kill them, it just pissed them off.
how the hell did we ever domesticate these things?
…“how the hell did we ever domesticate these things?”
Very carefully, I would imagine.
WIld boar babies are rather cute, like living humbugs…
…but the adults and their ferocity have been associated with warriors for thousands of years, from Mycenaean Greece (a helmet made from sections of boar tusk)…
…through Celtic Europe (reconstructed carnyx war-horns and standards)…
…Ancient Rome (the crest of Legion 20 “Valeria Victrix”). A couple more legions also used a boar as their crest - I wonder did they squabble over which was the “right” one the way a couple of Swiss cantons had a little war over whose bear was best…?
…then Anglo-Saxon and pre-Viking helmet crests…
…right up to the late Middle Ages (here the white boar badge of Richard Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III of England)…
…and the blue boar badge of the Earl of Oxford, more usually represented by the De Vere arms, quarterly gules and or, in the first a molet argent.
After Richard was defeated at Bosworth in 1485, there was a run on blue paint as inn-signs were changed to reflect new loyalties since Oxford was on the winning side…
And pigs will definitely eat people.
It gets mentioned in the movie “Snatch”, the book/movie “Hannibal” and the webcomic “Lackadaisy Cats”, among numerous other fictional sources, and IRL it’s suspected to be the reason why numerous missing persons have stayed missing.
More here (another comment to this same OP) and here (slightly different).
Here’s some boar-hunting armour for dogs, ancient…
…and modern…
…and the modern one looks very like a simple style of ancient…
So when Odysseus’s old nurse recognizes him by the scar he got from the boar-tusk slash that almost killed him… now you get the resonance.
This post…it just really went places on me.
I hope you read this entire post, and that it made your entire day so much better, even if just for a few moments, like it did mine.
@undeadwill
D'aww
Oh and they cause billions, yes you read that right, billion not million of damage a YEAR TO property. Oh and they are not just huge and fuck off mean they are smart.
Hey know not to take the same poison twice, to stay away from traps, how to hide and when to hide, and when to go on the offensive.
I saw a hog swim across a rushing flooded river, fight off three hounds and swim back before I managed to shoot it in the head as it came back. That is what it took to take down one.
They were made in hell or by old testament God to punish us sinful humans.
We hunt them with helicopters with machine guns in them, atvs with dogs, poison, bounties, and everything and they are winning.
Fear the hog for the beast of the devil. God save us. God save us all.
OOH FERAL HOGS! I HATE EM!
They’re also - at least the feral invasive ones here - naturally diurnal, but they’ve LEARNED to be nearly exclusively nocturnal, because they don’t want to get hunted. A lot of the time, they won’t even come anywhere near trail cameras, and they’ve learned to stay WELL out of any source of unnatural light, so even a lot of the high tech defense won’t work on them. It’s a very serious game of chess, figuring out ways to eradicate them, or at least keep them off your property, before they figure that shit out and adapt. Bastards.
If you read any of the articles about this invasive hog crisis, from local news sources all the way up to the Smithsonian Institute and the like, just about all of them have this tone of desperation. This is a very serious problem.
And YES. These things are BIG.
These crazy cowboys CAUGHT - not killed, CAUGHT - and 800lb monster!
Feral, invasive hogs are FUCKING TEXAS UP. They’re destroying just our farmland to the tune of 50+ million dollars a year in Texas alone. That doesn’t count all of the other property damage they cost us. They’re a foreign species that has NO natural predators here and is far too well-suited for this climate.
I can attest that they are wrecking MY place, too, knocking down and killing trees and tearing up basically everything.
Somebody’s out here hunting at least every weekend, usuallly more, and we’ve never got one. We’ve got traps all over, and we’ve never caught one. They sneak around at night, get inside the trap, take the feed, and get out with out setting off the damn trap. They’re SMART.
Setting up ONE of the traps. It’s also BIG.
I see rubbings in my own yard from these fuckers that come up 4 feet off the ground. That’s anywhere from 6″ to a foot shorter than the pig that rubbed it, too, cause, well, pigs tend to be pretty round.
These are where they rub up against a tree, either just passing by, or to scratch themselves or whatever. They leave a layer of mud on the tree where they rub. See how high up the tree that one on the right is? The MONSTER doing that is probably at least 4 feet tall, just standing normally. This fuckers are HUGE.
Here’s ONE of the places they live, just on my own property:
They’ve carved out several wallows in the side of this bottom. I know I’ve got plenty of pics better than this, but I think they must be on my other camera cause I can’t find them.
I don’t think you can tell from the crappy pic, but that bed is a good 6-7 feet long and 5 or so feet wide. And it’s only ONE of them. They’re everywhere all over these 40 acres, and then everywhere else all over the damn state. And Texas, as you may have heard, is BIG.
chrissy's pastel home ☁️🌸
I was today years old when I learned that the mom’s plushie variants all have names
some new areas of my island that i absolutely love! plus, my house has a statue of a man with his penis out above it so thats cool :^)
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Updated my shopping area, not my favourite place but im too lazy to fix it ;(