ladies and gentlemen and all androgynous creatures

Call me Alex or Bees, they/them OhnoTheBees’ side blog so I can stop posting star trek on main Mostly TOS, TNG, and DS9

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My collection. Please lmk if yall have more I would love to expand.

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Bones: 

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ok?

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-I don't want to be here

-You exist here

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dark picard tribute

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STAR TREK "Patterns Of Force"

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tweedle dee and tweedle dum

two spacemen marching to a drum

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I'm reading the scriptwriters' guide for TOS and it's cracking me up in many places. It's so obvious that, from the very beginning, they were already aware of so many of the issues people complain about today.

First there's a multiple choice quiz, what's wrong with this scene?

Answer: C! Absolutely Kirk would not hug the yeoman at this point! That's unprofessional!

The Prime Directive gets explained. As I keep telling people, it's not never broken, it's just supposed to only be broken for very good reasons.

For people wondering how to write a stardate: you make up some numbers!

No saluting! Yes optimism!

There is so much "think of the budget" in here. Yes you can use the shuttle bay but only if it's relevant, we have to use miniatures. Yes you can have a space suit but please don't ask for zero gravity. And where aliens are concerned, you can have some makeup but please focus on the interior differences not just tentacles!

Honestly I think Spock is a better alien than, say, Jabba the Hutt, because as human as he looks, he's much more different on the inside. People like to dismiss Star Trek aliens as "forehead of the week" but it's kind of a stage shorthand for "we're about to discover a unique culture, these people are different from you in ways you might not expect."

And to wrap up:

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Star Trek is so teletubbycore like watch this

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HE'S SO INSUFFERABLE <333

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Julian Bashir is the perfect modern bisexual twink: spends most of his late 20's pining after an unattainable transgender woman before settling down with an older man who used to work for the CIA.

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Found these at the antique store and all of them are brand new minus The One With The Whales which is SEVERELY well loved. Prev owner was so me.

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happy pride

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[thestuffedalligator]

Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.

[thestuffedalligator]

She is now stuck on a road trip to the coast with a 6’6 woman who has tried to kill and devour a moose.

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Next summer, Gwendoline Christie stars in You Orca Know Better