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Beeves's Personal Blog

[beevesj]

I'm so sorry guys, I thought I made a post saying I was busy with work and I'll be back, but I accidentally drafted it... So yeah, I'm ok, just busy with work....my bad guys. :/

[beeves-art]

My new ponysona, Hollyhock~

[beevesj]

I'm moving home today, so I'll talk to you guys later 👍🏻

[chupacadupra]

Kelpies are just drowny frowny murder horses

[todaysthemeisthemes]

[samusisnotasextoy]

[goud-guy-deactivated20160528]

I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

[calledforhelp]

Everyone is happy except for that one character that everyone fell in love with in five minutes worth of screen time.

[playghosttrick]

You punch the shit out of your dad, who is the Villain, and then a castle rises in the distance when you win

[silverwitch316]

HE WAS THEIR DAD THE WHOLE TIME

[lucellion]

She’s back, but a giant robot now.

[pith0s-deactivated20180320]

the guy you thought was the main villain explodes, and the actual main villain possesses your girlfriend.

[beastmeast-deactivated20180126]

turns out the robot you killed in the first one is actually your mom and the guy you thought was your friend is actually a tumor

[userthatisnotauser]

god lied and you die anyway, but u still saved the world so i guess its kinda ok?

[torinozoku-deactivated20170609]

soulless ginger 9 year old fights brother with a light saber

[j0rrated]

Evil robot is actually ladyfriend of a guy who will destroy your house with lemons

[sherlock-sparkles]

The villain in the game is just a really sad kid who evolves twice and tries to kill you and everyone you love because they’re sad about their past-

[felicitythekittycat]

It was all a dream and you failed your exams

[violet-rose-tea]

It was only just a DREEEEAAAAAMM

[animefan6667]

The pizza was aggressive

[sexy-eternal-flame-deactivated2]

The mysterious mask man disappeared as our young hero continued his journey to save the world 

[tigressjasper]

you defeat the man who possesses your friend and close a door but can’t go back to see your girlfriend

[sweetheart-melody-deactivated20]

He was left on the mountain, living with a curse he can’t fight

[drawuni]

You’re a college dropout who finds and murders an underground cult with your friends

[beardiemod]

You stopped a dinosaur from crashing into the planet.

[mint-and-love]

It’s either save every one you know, or save the love of your life. There is no inbetween.

[lightningflash55]

You better have an upgraded laser gun and fast reflexes if you want to save your pets

[jays-fictional-fun]

Either everyone’s happy, everyone’s miserable, or everyone’s dead and a demon child steals your soul.

[beevesj]

Everyone’s dead, earth is on fire, the survivors are copies of mind transfers traveling space via satellite , and you accidentally killed your best friend.

Also, you’re a robot. 

[desactivaoalaverga]

[mediumsizedboy]

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

[felixcolgrave]

Hey, DOUBLE KING is now on Vimeo also, for those of you who like watching the same thing, but again!

[pochowek]

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

[argumate]

tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this

[anosognosic]

tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i’m sorry, are you triggered? 

[argumate]

tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important

[trickytalks]

tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back

[coruscantknave]

tumblr user, handing out vials —filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world— to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america: spread this like wildfire

[bass-borot]

tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town’s notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn’t this have more notes??

[eight-times-nine]

tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don’t like this unfollow me right now

[mikkeneko]

tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Post post modernism

[quasi-normalcy]

tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real?

[quasi-normalcy]

tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT!

[empressstars]

tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

[reserve]

tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a fuckin’ sip babes

[avocados-and-avocadonts]

tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she

[staff]

tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: wtf staff

[pochowek]

staff replied, post is over

[boogedyboogedyboo]

[breath-goes-in]

“hellroo” ???

[thepositivecattitude]

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

[star-anise]

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

[glenn-griffon]

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

[glyndarling]

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

[beevesj]

anonyjay replied to your post “My last two exams are today! Wish me luck!”

Good luck, Beeves! You can do it!

@anonymun-jay

Thankyou Jayyyyyy!! :D

I think I did really well! 

[beevesj]

My last two exams are today!

Wish me luck!

[sungodsevenoclock]

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

[theawkwardpincushion]

why is this the second what the fuck could top that

[aphroditeinfurs-deactivated2017]

me applyin 2 jobs but they all need 3500 years of experiences and in my past life I was a plague ridden medieval count who lived alone in a gothic castle in the Carpathian mountains so my work exp is not relevant to like, retail

[tainbocuailnge]

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

[teabirdy]

WELL THEN.

[spacesharkadventures]

@gaiomon