You Wouldn't Download a Demon

Fuck you, I would if I could.

[blackmetalbandtshirt-deactivate]

black vampire gothic moodboard

[ottomantwerks]

[floralwaterwitch]

As a child I absolutely adored this house, and I still do, but the red door in the basement always terrified me. x x

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[never-a-good-thing-to-have-deac]

Vampire after draining a me dry: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Flings my cold dead body across a forest:: YEEEEEEEEEEEET

[do-you-have-a-flag]

cesare paciotti shoes with tiny swords on them!

[harleymuscle222-deactivated2018]

[abnormals]

Finally, a story with some BITE. 😜

[theahole]

@thebibliosphere

[jckielantern]

[whatisthismommy]

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

[trauma-demon]

This is the best thing I have ever read in my entire life

[the-end-of-the-chase]

In terms of [French] soldiers, the habit of being tattooed appears to have been well established by the time of the Revolution. […] Another veteran of the [First French] Empire, with twelve campaigns and fifteen wounds to his name, was given a medical examination and was found to have VIVE LE ROI (’Long live the king’) tattooed on his right forearm. For political expediency, the veteran quickly had this tattoo amended to read VIVE LE RÔTI (’Long live roast meat’).

 - Napoleon’s Infantry Handbook, Terry Crowdy

[screenshotsofdespair]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

who wants to join me in this orgy of corpses that kinda all look like the feels guy

[gravegospel]

feel orb

feel orb

feel orb

[nocturnesadist-deactivated20230]

This shits from castlevania not some feel orb

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Castlevania: Circle of Feels 

[grooveonfight]

granfeeloon

[beghoulingpeacocks]

Noll "There's a Murder!" Broadbent

[comrade-crow]

whats the difference between Long Island and Staten Island

[averyterrible]

they are two completely different islands.  long island is the big long island sticking out of New York.  Staten Island is the tiny island in New York City between the west coast of Long Island and the mainland

[skelenabones]

long island is where you go to experience total ego destruction over a period of decades. staten island is where you go to get stabbed by a clown

[martianaviator]

I’ve got this

long island has expensive beach homes owned by celebrities, staten island has crumbling bungalows where you can buy meth

one time on staten island a man beat a peacock to death because he thought it was a vampire. no such occurrence has ever happened on long island

are you looking for the perfect setting for a survival horror game? staten island has a nuclear waste dump, a ship’s graveyard, and several abandoned mental hospitals, including one that was converted into a college campus after geraldo rivera did an investigative report about it. long island just has that animal disease center where ppl occasionally find the dead bodies of chupacabras washed up on the beach

both contain many italians but long island is where the italians from staten island move when they “want to get out of this city”

the cops that live on long island feel a little bit superior to the cops that live on staten island, but the cops that live on staten island consider themselves more savvy and authentically new york

you don’t have to drive as much on staten island as on long island, there are even multiple public transit options if you live in one or two neighborhoods. on long island if you don’t have a car you literally die

[theheadlesshashasheen-deactivat]

Last night I dreamed that a Faerie Queen got into Pokemon Go (she was team Instinct) and took over gyms to form various circles and reclaim her domain. I thought you might get a kick out of that idea.

You’re totally right. I think that is awesome.

[bodaciousbanshee-deactivated202]

Someone turn this into a book!

[outofcontextdnd]

I am legally required to be rude. I am a peacock.

[jeopardybot]

[A grandma described as ‘kinky and demonic’]