Inconspicuous Lamp

Just an ordinary floor lamp, almost 6 feet tall. Nothing to see here, no godlike powers or cutting wit!

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[outofcontextdnd]

I am legally required to be rude. I am a peacock.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Never take selfies with a peacock.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bwaxse)

[outofcontextdnd]

Well then, if fire would be a bad idea I don’t know what to do.

The party wizard trying to do nonlethal (via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

“I’ve been cursed by owls!”

[outofcontextdnd]

“I am a vengeful grandmother.”

[angry-eevee]

honestly game designers, just make all companions romanceable, don’t question it, dont think “No one’s gonna want to fuck the dwarf/qunari/undead grandma/sentient living statue/toaster robot/radiation burn victim” bc somewhere, out there, someone absolutely does.

[hedgewitches]

a little party never killed nobody | a costume drama that does exactly what you think it will except the entire soundtrack is orchestral versions of pop songs [listen]

[outofcontextdnd]

"I hate occult bullshit, quote me on that." -The Magus

[outofcontextdnd]

If you learned Fortitude, you might not take as much damage the next time you’re elbow-dropped by a nine-year-old. It almost killed you last time.

(via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

Shouldn’t we just kill him first? That way we don’t have the guilt.

(via outofcontextdnd)

[darklabyrinths]

[seulrene]

[outofcontextdnd]

As a free action, I feel sad. And then do lots of the shooting.

(via outofcontextdnd)

[i-am-the-czar]

The sky is but a graveyard of stars.

[greelin]

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should...

[inconspicuouslamp]

Not kidding, I recently read a book that featured a vampire character exactly like this. He was also a germophobe.