Just For A Moment Or Two

There once was a wise man who told me that I am a jock and a music fetishist who is constantly in her own way. He also told me to run away and join the circus.

[funonmars]

Tag yourself, I’m US Navy

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

[outlaw-queen-deactivated2018061]

chris evans vs james franco

[verdantelf]

joey tribbiani vs ross gellar

[friendbow]

[weirdmageddon]

juggalos are the true allies

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

[mcavoy]

#relevant 

[birdonahotdog]

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

[bob-belcher]

[begloriousyou]

me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*

[great-tweets]

[source]

[sound--life]

Please repeat after me, men of the world:

“NO,” IS A COMPLETE SENTENCE.

I am under no obligation to explain my reasons to you. No means NO.

[micdotcom]

when you break a world record, but a man comes in second (x)

[humanpersonface]

And it’s worth note that Ledecky didn’t just win the 800 freestyle- she obliterated it:

Thats her. And those specks in the distance are her competitors. The second place swimmer was 11 SECONDS behind her. 11 seconds is FOREVER in something like this. Most second place swimmers in most races finish fractions of a second behind the first place swimmer.

Her finishing with none of her competitors in sight. And that yellow line is the previous world record’s pace. Ledecky is more than a full body length ahead.

Which, btw, she did in the 400m freestyle earlier in the games. Seen here:

(The previous world record in this race was held by her, to begin with, btw. As well as the 3 world record times preceding that one.)

So to sum it up: Yeah, Phelps is one of the most decorated Olympic swimmers ever etc etc but him getting silver means jack in the face of the actual-human-avatar-of-Poseidon that is Katie Ledecky. 

[ghostlytreats]

[toke-the-smoke]

Date night

[egryt]

*is the heathen of the family*

[archatlas]

Mike Meyers

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[prideprejudce]

this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

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