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sometimes I write things.

MHA fic stuff is tagged “The Celestials Will Sing”

That one fuckin writing prompt I did and went nuts will be tagged “Samhain Skulls & Dragon Taming: A Faeblood’s Guide To Stealing A Family”

Thought you should know

#The Celestials Will Sing #hello #this is me #Samhain Skulls & Dragon Taming: A Faeblood’s Guide To Stealing A Family

whitepeopletwitter

batmanisagatewaydrug

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

hecatea

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

valenalentine

lolmanthecat

Maybe I should channel my inner Phineas and Ferb and discover something that doesn't exist this summer.

imathers

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lactating

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

yokowan

COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!

insaneandlovingit

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

problemnyatic

desired you while the women flee

shigure

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

paper-mario-wiki

white t girl i love you. and also do not forget that you are not the modern martyr for the oppressed voice. that's still black girls. it's always been black girls. stories of black martyrdom simply don't make it into the news cycle until the unrest caused by its reporting can be packaged as a "riot" segment between traffic reports. i know you suffer, but whatever you're experiencing, i beg you, when interacting with your community and building nuanced understandings of each other and the system which binds us, to not forget that a black tgirl has felt it 100 times worse before positioning yourself as an authority on all systems of oppression for having suffered unjustly at all. because you have suffered unjustly, but suffering unjustly as a white person means something so much different.

paper-mario-wiki

serenely reblogging this once more after deleting responses from white people saying "talking about this is actually unhelpful because im oppressed too" yeah i know. i wrote that down in the post i made, and i also wrote down why remembering the difference is important. did you read it?

there is no malice in my reminder. no "you need to do better", just a reminder. do not read it as such. i didn't write it as such.

paper-mario-wiki

again. i did not say you were not oppressed. this post is literally about how you are oppressed. it is a reminder that you are not the most oppressed person in the world, a way i've seen a lot of white transfems acting lately. maybe not even necessarily in a detrimental way, but in a way that definitely leans towards the "white is default" lane of thinking, which erases black suffering, which erases progress towards black safety. this, to me, is troubling, which is why i made this post. it's important when building solidarity within our community to understand who the most vulnerable of us are, because the safety of the most vulnerable of us will ultimately be the safety of all of us.

please do not be offended when you are reminded that your skin is white. im not calling you evil. im asking you to remain aware of yourself.

storyweavingspider

Oh hey I wrote a small essay on exactly this back when I was still being kind and calmly explaining things to yakubian devils

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paper-mario-wiki

wow, look at that, a black trans woman saying the exact thing i said, except she said it a year ago and it didnt get as much traction.

"weird! i wonder why!" she exclaimed, whitely.

please read it. it's not long.

storyweavingspider

Thing is that I’m not the only Black trans woman writing theory on transfeminism, Black transfeminism, or trans intersectionality - I’m just lightskinned and won’t shut up so I’m one of the most visible ones, and crackers STILL get mad at me for saying the most basic-ass concepts like “white people are still white even if they’re otherwise marginalized”

In many cases, intracommunity racial intersectionality fails because given the choice between solidarity with nonwhite trans people and white people (trans or cis), white trans people will almost always side with other whites in the hopes of preserving a degraded position within white supremacy, because they internally see being “lesser” within whites supremacy but still above nonwhites as preferable to solidarity with nonwhites that loses them that positionality.

storyweavingspider

I wanna toss this link on here because it’s directly related to the whole “lack of intracommunity solidarity when race is involved” thing and has a specific example from my local community.

💬 0 🔁 132 ❤️ 218 · 100% agreed, but I also want to bring up a similar concern specific to Black transfemmes: the intersection of gendered

mystery-incorporated-whore

if i reblog nothing else for juneteenth i wanted to make sure i brought this one back

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

sexhaver

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

pokeween

im actually fucking crying right now

balaclava-trismegistus

Pasadena police "horseplay" accident

halfabouros

Rule 1 of gun safety is: Always treat a gun like it's loaded

Rule 2 is never aim a gun at something or someone you don't want to shoot.

balaclava-trismegistus

thats not true

halfabouros

Okay so what are rules number 1 and 2 of gun safety, because those were the first two I was taught outside of "You aren't even touching the damn gun until you break the habits brought on by rules 1-4"

Because rule 3 was don't touch the trigger unless you plan to shoot, and rule 4 was checking the safety when storing your gun and before shooting while knowing it's supposed to be redundant with the previous rules in place.

fearlesshades

Literally the first two rules of universal gun safety. First rules I was taught in hunters safety. And I guarantee you, I could call up all of my gun opening friends right now and say "hey what are the first two rules of gun safety" and at most they would swap rules two and three from this image "that's not true" what the fuck are you on never touch a gun thanks

halfabouros

I wasn't taught hunter's safety, I was taught self defense, in a class. And I very much didn't say those were the only 4 rules— just the first 4 I was taught before they let us touch a real gun. Which I do think is hilarious because *points at video* look at those fucking idiots who should all never have had the ability to touch a gun ever.

balaclava-trismegistus

youre both making shit up