behr

can someone tell kevin lankinen that flu shots are a thing

[behrcav]

oldies station chapter three

There’s so many doors and halls and signs, and how the hell is he supposed to memorize all of this? A royal palace where Mack feels like a mere servant who doesn’t belong, no, not in the ways that the royalty does; because they’re used to raucous crowds of teal and bold names printed on jerseys and nameplates above their lockers, because they’re used to the announcers saying their names to the world and they’re used to not only San Jose, but to the NHL.

--

Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005)

Chapter 3/14.

10.3k/35.4k.

[unoqlo]

[unoqlo]

[making-you-in-mtg]

[dogpuppy]

[ryanphantom]

discord, do not disturb has been on for like eight years straight. i am not available.

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[dogpuppy]

[machinot]

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

[dogpuppy]

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[sidfrogsby]

why am I sobbing

[meowriimo]

I CANNOT BELIEVE SHARKSMIN WAS GATEKEEPING THIS FOOTAGE FROM US THE WHOLE TIME????? IM CRYING

from: sharks twitter

[willmackism]

no way sheng peng explicitly asked will to explain “wcpsmrc” out loud. with his mouth. to the world. (x)

[firechilde]

I’m so entertained.

I ❤️ Twitter so much sometimes!

[trans1oa]

[HISCH] after the game against the red wings 24.11.2025

[jonasiegenthaler]