a ufo party

camilla. 32. lesbian. she/her.

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[pjackk]

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

[lost-in-fumes]

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[baltharino]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

[exitmybody]

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

[jacketpotatoo]

ice hockey jackets (yurifying your yaoi)

[bastardraccooon]

Jackie Taylor did the thing that every teenager wants to do at least once — die after a petty argument so that everyone will feel fucking guilty for the rest of their lives

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 2.13: Irresistible

Is it your partner? Is there a problem with trust? No. I trust him as much as anyone. I trust him with my life. I don’t want him to know how much this is bothering me. I don’t want him to feel like he has to protect me.

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[wizardpostsdotorg]

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink