baby bella mushrooms

goose // she/her // cancer

[gengario]

[nyanakin]

the type of ship i fuck with the most

[chrispineofficial]

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[bellalestranged]

get to know your mutuals

rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

tagged by @yelyahswift thank you :)

favorite color: green

last song: retro by Childish Gambino

currently reading: currently finishing up The Twisted Crown by Rachel Gillig and am in the middle of like 4 fanfics lol

currently watching: Dimension 20's Burrows End - there's just something about a dnd show I cannot get enough of

currently craving: a london foggggg

coffee or tea: both, but I drink coffee more, and it sometimes its normal like a latte or like a drip coffee and then sometimes its coca-cola mixed with cold brew, so

tagging: @dramioneblog, @none-of-it-was-accidental, @julieswuish, @expectopatronu-s, @lordesribs, @snuhffles

[honestlydarkprincess]

i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[creekfiend]

absolutely the worst thing that can happen to a person is to think "where should I put this object? oh I know, I'll put it somewhere intuitive and reasonable. I'll put it somewhere really convenient where it will make sense to look for it later"

[creekfiend]

trying to retrace my footsteps thinking where did I put this... all I remember is that I put it somewhere that Made Sense (derogatory)

[thelooniemoonie]

"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

[thelooniemoonie]

"OooOooOoOh I cant haev cofee so late otherwise I'll be up all night" sounds like a skill issue

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

calling all dumb bitches take this quiz to find out which absolute moron from classic literature are you?

[ferocioustrout]

normalize shipping two characters just because you like them both. “they never interacted” they interact in my brain when I think about them constantly. get fucked. they’re making out rn.

[agentmilayawithshield]

Her manifestation skills are actually insane

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[eizagonzalezs]

GET TO KNOW ME: ♡ [15/15] Female Characters:   ☆ Eloise Bridgerton (Bridgerton)

It is not courage, I simply cannot understand why others do not see things the way i do.