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[aleksandracoffan]

[yg-arts]

Fox Window

[yzy-sunagakure]

Yashamaru: Do you want to hear a joke

Rasa: Sure

Yashamaru: Your parenting

[thekingwhereitallends]

Rasa talking to shukaku,lady chiyo,ebizo, baki and others:Know your place.

Rasa talking to Third Kazekage:Yes Sir.

Rasa talking to Karura,Yashamaru,Pakura and Sasori:What's the plan for the trip?

Rasa talking to Temari,Kankuro and Gaara: Let them know that the royal blood flows in your veins.

Rasa talking to Shikadai and Shinki:You don't have the right to hold back in any condition and at any cost.

Rasa talking to Shikamaru:The genius who has the spirit made of gold is always superior to the one who has laziness of that of a koala's.

[noseaux]

Can someone please, please, write a shikatema fanfic where Rasa is alive. His reaction about their relationship especially when they are about to get wed, and Temari moving out of suna, her being pregnant, and about his reaction to Shikadai. Please, please, I'm begging y'all

[sloaners]

a chairitable kōhai

[sabis-posts]

Shikamaru:..

Naruto:..

Shikamaru: hey Naruto!

Naruto: yeah?

Shikamaru: do you know whos the only other spikey blond, blue eyed guy that we've ever known around here Ever?

Naruto: oh thats easy it's the 4th hokage!

Shikamaru: right right,.. man it's such a shame that he died fighting the Ninetails 16 years ago, huh?

Naruto: yeah. I Wanna surpass them!

Shikamaru: yeah... hey umm how old are you?

Naruto:16

Shikamaru: 16 huh?"interesting interesting

Naruto: hey,have you've seen sasuke?

Shikamaru: oh wait! you have the nine tails, right?

Naruto: you damn right!

Shikamaru: oh man that's crazy!... boy,I sure do wonder where that rasengan came from, huh?

Naruto: oh that's easy, it came from Jiraya sensei

Shikamaru:...

Shikamaru: hey!, you ever looked at the hokage mountain and thought to yourself? "hmm... the 4th guy kinda looks like me?!"

Naruto: No you know why?, because I'm going to surpass them and become even better all BELIEVE IT!

Shikamaru:..ok Naruto "what a drag"

[thena0315]

How Nara Men Find Their Future Wives

Before: Episode 110

After: Episode 125

[torchbear311]

kakashi says you have to check out ao3

it’s best for your mental health

[bellatrixmaiiiii]

Temari and Shikamaru talk about their relationship.

Warn harsh word and +18🔞

Gaara : What the f^ck is it?

Kankuro : Oh finally they f^ck each other.

[bellatrixmaiiiii]

A national hero of one country can be a criminal in another country.

1. Minato Namikaze is a hero in Konohagakure eyes but villain in Iwagakure eyes.

He is the hero, who made Konoha win in the third shinobi world war. But he was a villain in Iwagakure citizen eyes a lot of Iwagakure people. Even there absolute order "if you meet the yellow flash of Konoha, just run don't try fight him.

2. Ohnoki is a hero in Iwagakure citizen eyes but villain in Konohagure and Sunagakure citizen eyes.

Ohnoki led Iwagakure for a long time He made so many great developments for Iwagakure. In his war era, he cut his military spending so Iwagakure citizens can't straving.

But this man actually really dark too. He uses sabotage and espionage especially too Konoha and Suna by using mercenaries.

Did you know what mercenaries?

Akatsuki.

This old man basicly funding Akatsuki for survive.

3. Kisame Hoshigaki is the hero in Kirigakure (before) but monster in Konoha eyes.

Kishame is a high rank shinobi in Kirigakure,

He is really good for securing information but ironically he does not hesitate to finish off his teammates when they are captured by Konoha.

4. Pakura is the hero of Sunagakure but villain in Iwagakure and Kirigakure eyes.

This is one of the most hated things the 4th Kazekage does in his life for me.

Pakura protects Sunagakure from Iwagakure but 4th Kazekage sends him as diplomatic to Kirigakure but it was him sending her to death. What a wasted great Shinobi.

5. A (3rd Raikage) is the hero in Kumogakure eyes and villain in Iwagakure eyes.

He protects his people from 10.000 enemies from Iwagakure. We know how amazing this is in Kumogakure shinobi eyes but how terrifying for Iwagakure shinobi eyes.

Damn that me remember one of the quotes

History is written by the victors

Bonus :

Shikamaru Nara is a great shinobi in Konoha eyes but villain in Sunagakure eyes.

Because this genius lazy ass boy stole Sunagakure princes.

Shikamaru nickname in Konoha is genius from clan Nara

Shikamaru's nickname in Sunagakure is the prince's stealer.

[bellatrixmaiiiii]

Did you know Konoha only has 4 noble clans?

And there is no hokage born from that 4 noble clan.

1. Uchiha clan.

Uchiha is a founding clan of Konoha together with Senju clan. Even the Uchiha clan was noble they still get mascaraed by Konoha too. Even Uchiha and Senju were founders of Konoha but only Uchiha who became a noble clan but Senju took the places of hokage for so many times. (Tobirama, Hashirama and Tsunade).

2. Akamichi clan.

They are part of Inoshikacho's legendary formation. That legendary formation will be led by the Sarutobi clan member. Even they were a noble clan until right now there is no members from this clan become hokage. On the other hand the one who become hokage is member of the leader clan (Hiruzen Sarutobi) and part of they teams (Nara Shikamaru (temporary hokage)).

3. Hyuga clan.

I think this clan is the most toxic clan of Konoha. They make the most toxic clan systems.

Ugghhh I personally hate this clan system so much. I will make 100 page why I hate this clan system so I don't want write description with them.

The only closest people of this clan who became hokage is Naruto Uzumaki. He is the son in law of the Hyuga head clan now.

4. Aburame clan.

The most badass, bruttaly, cool and sometimes forgotten. Since part 1 they said how strong Aburame members are (sadly they forget to write them). Until right there no hokage who related or closet enough with this clan.

[leozitic]

I just know he plucks his eyebrows to perfection

[narutwitter]

[narantler]

20 y.o. Nara Shikamaru arriving to the Five Nation's annual banquet, looking for someone he knows to adopt him for the entire evening and spare him from socializing:

Sand Siblings wondering why he came to mog instead of representing Konoha normally like any other delegations:

[bellatrixmaiiiii]

Orochimaru to Sand siblings.

Orochimaru : Take a genius boy from Konoha! (Sasuke)

Gaara & Kankuro : Yeah we take it for our sister. (Shikamaru)

[sillysnowden11]

Temari: I hate this.

Shikamaru: me too.

Temari: everyone is looking at us. It’s so annoying. We should tell them to leave.

Shikamaru: Temari it’s our wedding day we can’t tell the guests to leave.

Temari starts pouting.

Shikamaru: but we can leave our clones here and ditch this for some dango.

Temari: this is exactly why I’m marrying you.