oh, hello there

and let us truly decide how we live our lives and change the world

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

People are still lactose intolerant?? In 2019? Cringe, love is love bro

I didnt know my stomach enzymes could send me asks

[kindofsharethat]

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

[kindofsharethat]

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

[the-malevolent-platypus]

Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:

“College loan debt”

“Parental responsability”

“Decreasing property value”

“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”

“MY EX WIFE”

“Unexpected pet surgery bill”

“The guy who wants to date your daughter”

Then, the best one:

“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”

[adorablecake]

WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!

[rodrickheffeley]

“you think your life is hard? i’m a highschool junior wearing size 13 nikes. beat that.” is the new “that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”

[biblicalhorror]

don’t forget the original: “because you’re all minorities. you’re in the glee club.”

[rodrickheffeley]

the unholy trinity

[pastelparrotlet]

Isn’t it wonderful how you’re always finding new songs and new books and new shows and new hobbies and new places and new people to fall in love with?  There will always be things to love, as long as you stick around to find them.

[queenmercurys]

bohemian rhapsody + text posts (18/?)

[averysbestyears]

I really miss the era of this movie. that was a really good six months.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when i need motivation i ask myself “would professor mcgonagall be disappointed in me if i half-assed this?”  and if the answer is yes i end up working that little bit harder

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[bellebookish]

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

[emperorclaudiusofficial]

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: why is Dorian Gray never played by people with blond hair? why is Dorian always depicted as all pale and dark? oscar literally describes his hair as gold like two seconds after we meet him. directors apparently feel like they have to make Dorian look dark dangerous and brooding, but he’s not supposed to look dark and dangerous and brooding. That’s the whole point. No one ever suspects him because he looks like an innocent little cherub with golden curls and rosy cheeks. His physical appearance is described with terms that Western literary tradition, during the nineteenth century in particular, associated with goodness and godliness, and this is intentionally juxtaposed with the blackness of his soul. If you intentionally play him as someone who looks like a Byronic hero, much of the symbolism of his character is lost, right?

[grendelmenz-deactivated20200929]

Joan of Arc

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[justlookatthosesausages]

Member of the “Sorry, I didn’t hear what you just told me, because there are those two people talking 5 meters away, a child crying on the opposite sidewalk, and 3 cars passing by, on all of which my brain focused and put at equal volume in my ear instead of politely putting your sound first” squad

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant fucking interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and shit in them, and the gods live in the two at the top

Greek mythology: fuck uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol

[saccarinee]

Ok so… when am I going to get chased by my true love in a labyrinth of rosebushes at night after we snuck out of the ballroom?? bitch?

[agentbreedlove]

Shane “I guess we’ll die” Madej

[as-the-lights-went-out]

The person running the grisha/soc Netflix show said this. I think I’m feeling more optimistic about the show now

[kingofcurses]

this defo makes me feel better

[highladyofstoriesandmusic]

Now I can breath better.