(:Bem

he/they  I need more queer friends  Insta: _bemblebee_

[bemblebee]

Salve, tu non nosti me, et ego non novi te. Hoc bonum est, habere diem bonum.

Uhhh, tu quoque??

[darning-socks]

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

[clint-ftm-barton]

THANK YOU

[selaphiraviel]

Reblogging at the speed of light

[theaceae-c]

“Aw what a cute cat!”

“What I didn’t know you were attracted to animals!”

[stuffandatherstuff]

This

!!!

[hoardofhyperfixations]

“Those shoes are nice”

“Do you wanna fuck those shoes, John?”

[agender-thanos]

This got better since I last replogged it.

“Octopodes are so cool!”

“You’re not physically compatible with an octopus, you know that, right?”

[bemblebee]

Apology for the CORPSE post

This is @imliterallyatrashcan posting on their behalf since they cant access tumblr at the moment, but they say "shit i didnt know it was rude to ask that, my apologies, not gonna happen again" I've deleted the post for them and have explained why what they did was wrong.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Psst. Hey. Fucker. *Kisses you* idiot.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

hey sweetheart!! hey dear!! *fucking decks you in the face* angel :)

[everythingfox]

“Raptor kitty loves her toy”

(via)

[xenthou]

-featherless

-biped

THIS IS A MAN

[2-teaspoons]

Tumblr user xenthou how does it feel holding the burden of being the funniest fucking person on this hellsite

[gunsandfireandshit]

Bro in 10,000 BC I woulda been so good at staying up all night making sure no predators got into the cave

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[roanart-blog1]

Happy National Coming Out Day

I love you guys <3

[screechingnightchild]

I love you gays <3

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[kinkshaming-butler]

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

[anachronic-cobra]

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

[mothmanismyuncle]

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

[cipheramnesia]

1 800 R U SLAPPIN

[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

[bemblebee]

YES

[bemblebee]

Okuyasu: Do you think if I get shot with a gun a bunch of times I'll eventually become immune?

Josuke: Holy shit bro, that's big brain.

Rohan: ...

Rohan: That's not- Okay. Never mind, I volunteer to shoot you both.

[jjba-headcanons]

Fugo: So if Abbacchio has 10 bottles of wine and drinks 7, what does he have now?

Narancia: Alcoholism.

[jjba-headcanons]

Vento Aureo Characters as Random Sounds:

Giorno: A cockroach eating styrofoam.

Abbacchio: The microwave timer running out and causing nuclear explosion level beeps at 3am.

Mista: When you shift on a chair and it makes a "pfbfbfbt" noise.

Bucciarati: The unholy jingle of too many coins in a woman's handbag.

Narancia: Videos of goats screaming and then ragdolling.

Trish: Your dad slamming the front door after three hours of arguing with your mom.

Fugo: Bass boosted heart rate monitor/elevator music mashup.

Polnareff: That video where a tortoise humps a croc and squeaks.

Doppio: When you squeeze a squeaky toy too hard and the little plastic squeaky thing pops out and the toy exhales its dying breath.

Diavolo: An endless loop of perfectly timed beeps from a bar code scanner.

[bemblebee]

I AM ASCENDING

[jjba-headcanons]

Stardust Crusaders as Oddly Specific Sounds:

Jotaro:

Something mistaken for the clanking spurs of a cowboy boot but is actually the clanking that comes from buying too many chain-based accessories from Hot Topic in 2007.

Kakyoin:

A teenager that has just reached their rebellious/pyromanic phase and has a habit of using a lighter and axe body spray as a makeshift flamethrower to burn their old stuffed toys.

Polnareff:

Trail mix being thrown into a paper shredder.

Avdol:

Singing the lyrics to the macarena but messing them up so badly you summon a demon.

Joseph:

A man in brand new leather shoes that squeak when he walks around attempting an Daffy Duck impression that sound like a choking dog.

Dio:

"Jingle bells" echoing from the speakers at a convenience store at 2:37am while someone who has the munchies wipes ice buildup off a frozen microwavable macaroni mac and cheese box.

Hol horse:

A generic country music song except it consists only of autotuned farts and horse noises.

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[kadabura]

To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.

[khazel-t]

🎃YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH🎃

[nova-negative-deactivated202304]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS SPOOKY TIME BITCHES