this is what it looks like inside bottles of olive oil
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins

pixel skylines

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic 🪩
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from Germany
seen from Canada
seen from Germany

seen from Switzerland
seen from Brazil
seen from Tunisia
seen from Japan

seen from Malaysia

seen from Spain
seen from Argentina
seen from Russia

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Singapore
seen from Argentina
seen from United States

seen from France

seen from Germany
@bemorewhatever
this is what it looks like inside bottles of olive oil
they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something
another
surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip
he’s in a space suit y’all don’t worry
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?
then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"
and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then
knock knock
who's there
deez
sigh
deez who ?
deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
being into polygon was INSANE
*twirls hair* so there's this video game journalism website
LITERALLY it was sooo funny trying to explain to people what the fuck i was interested in like imagine telling people you stan IGN. that's what it sounded like
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning
Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?
Yes.
[tumblr] is a flat circle.
Damn, it sure is huh
We should do this more on this website.
Person 1: -posts-
Person 2: -pulls out the historical documents-
I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical.
I accept the judgement "unoriginal" and "should have looked it up first" but, in my inadequate defence, Tumblr's search function does fucking suck.
Defense found perfectly cromulent. Let Baddywronglegs free, and let no mark be against said blog.
"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY
Edward Nygma gets pulled into a visitors room at Arkham and pauses when he sees Batman, looking wearier and more exhausted than ever. Jim Gordon sits beside the big bad Bat, baffled and amused.
Riddler: ...what's this?
Batman: *heavy sigh* I'm hiring you for a job
Riddler: I beg your finest pardon?
Batman: *even heavier sigh* Red Robin wants to do an escape room for his birthday