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Rachel 21. Like a jelly filled donut but instead of jelly I'm filled with anxiety 

[bemylorde]

I stopped using Tumblr when they took all the porn off

[bemylorde]

I’m not 21 anymore

[kappa-crossing]

bugs on a date 😳😳

[thateagleguy]

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[hipstered]

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

[blondetrash]

partnership not ownership

[esprit-descalier]

Reblog until I die

[countrichmond]

This can apply to friendship as well. Not everyone’s schedule’s always align for the gang to hang out all together. It’s ok, there’s always next time.

[versaceslut]

[localstarboy]

Lmfaaaoooo @ the barbers face tho 😭😭

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Not all heroes wear capes

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

[bemylorde]

My pettiest moment of 2018 was my boyfriend making me angry and me forcing my cold down his throat but pretending i just really wanted to make out with him...

Can’t wait for him to wake up tomorrow

[sixpenceee]

I hope love finds you in 2018

[nvmdanyway]

I hope health finds u in 2018

[rosedespleurs-deactivated202009]

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

[traumamamas]

I hope success finds you in 2018

[bemylorde]

after i fainted

nurse: how many fingers?

me: 3 with some lube

[coolyo294]

tonight we will eat at samsung

[stele3]

Samsung is out here ending lives.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

How can  I get one of these corporate twitter jobs lol

[enrique262]

[gokuma]

mood

[sa2ha]

shes in a cafe in amsterdam waiting for her date but she didnt show up, shes been waiting there for 30 minutes already and shes experiencing intrusive thoughts about being unlovable and is dissociating

[childishvivid]

Don’t project that negativity onto her!!! She’s just sitting in a cafe on a Sunday morning, she ordered her coffee and her date is still at the counter waiting for the scones she ordered for the both of them. She’s just a lil disappointed at how slow the customer service is, but she won’t complain about it ‘cause she knows they’re doing their best.

[sa2ha]

thank you so much i love you with all my heart

[daijoubougie]

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

I hope whoever made this has an awful day

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[zeathhoney]

[tovarthyme]

Need me a squad like this

[growlandpounce]

Grey shirt had me feelin things

[icecream-eaterrr]

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

[bemylorde]

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito

the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito