Harry Hook Enthusiast @ben-florian - Tumblr Blog

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

cheaphalloweencostume

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

#im sorry #im here but so lazy

sleepynegress

They're coming back to reprise as king and queen in a Descendents movie, yall.

ben-florian

this is their son btw

#this whole situation is so funny to me #very excited though #descendants

quietsphere

#i don’t use this side blog really but i love her

aramintascolin

“It’s not like love at first sight, really. It’s more like… gravity moves. When you see him, suddenly it’s not the earth holding you here anymore. He does. And nothing matters more than him. And you would do anything for him, be anything for him…”

#rude #carlos de vil #jay #jaylos #jay x carlos

candy-pants

New Descendants 3 scenes from the extended teaser trailer shown in American Beauty Star

#im sorry what is on ben’s face #dd3

avpdkaneki

pour one out for all the people who’s messages went unanswered because i told myself i’d answer them later but when later came around i decided it was Too Late

negativeonetwelfth

I made a chart

Does Ben have any plans to go to college, seeing as it's apparently allowed to be King and still in education? Will he take Political Science, Philosophy with emphasis on Ethics, or something else?

Ben LOVES to learn, and I think he would love to go to college and even graduate school

Even if he didn’t, there would be no chance of him not going to college, because both of his parents have placed such a strong emphasis on education

I’m not quite sure what would even be taught at a college in this universe, but if I had to pick anything for Ben to study I think he’d go for a double major in International Relations and Sociology and a minor in a language (not quite sure which language since he’d already know French and English— maybe Mandarin or Spanish?) because he’s super determined to make the most of his school experience

He’d be that guy who audits a million classes and he’s always talking to teachers during their office hours because he wants to soak up everything he can

He purposefully makes friends from distant places and with diverse interests with the hope that they’ll rub off on him and he’ll be a little bit more worldly

He definitely gets special treatment at school at first, but does literally everything in his power to be treated like a normal student and eventually his teachers and classmates and the staff can’t tell him apart from anyone else (probably because he turns into the sweatpants, sweater, dead in the eye look of all college students)

When he gets closer to graduation and having to decide if he’s going to continue on to graduate school he has a bit of a panic because he really loves school and he’d learned a lot but he doesn’t know if he’s quite ready to well and truly take over Auradon

He last minute decides to continue his studies and ends up getting a doctorate in psychology

When he graduates from that he goes back home to rule from there, but continues his studies in various disciplines (mainly learning new languages) well into his later years

By the time he dies he had become fluent in over a half dozen languages, attained three doctorates, and read thousands of books because learning is #cool

#disneys descendants #disneys descendants headcanon #headcanons #prince ben #answered #there’s a bunch more that ive finished but they’ll go out slowly i don’t wanna take over anyone’s dash

Can you imagine Harry becoming a member of a Tourney team, if they decide to let more of the VKs in and he actually gets allowed into the Neverland Gators, so long as he doesn't hook anyone? What would it be like on the field? Hell, what would it be like with his teammates in the showers and the benches?

Okay I think Harry is the type of person who looks athletic but just is not

Like he has a ship and works on it and has been working on ships his entire life so that’s definitely why he’s muscular, but my man does not run

Have you ever seen a villain run? No, and that’s why Harry was so keen on becoming one

I think that Harry would have been dragged onto a tourney team by Gil, who excels at anything athletic and loves working with others

Harry is the opposite of a team player, but he’ll do anything for Gil so he joins the team alongside him so they at least have each other

Gil is a natural and meshes well with the other boys, whereas Harry goes out of his way to piss everyone off

It doesn’t help that his father is Captain Hook, and that most of his teammates parents had been harassed by him at some point or another. Endless to say he doesn’t make himself very easy to get along with

At first he spends the majority of his time on the bench watching Gil play, and he’s more than happy to remain there for the season until Gil expresses his disappointment with Harry not having as good of a time as he is

Harry obviously feels bad about that, so he starts putting in some effort during practices, and it’s clear that he’s a pretty decent player

Still knowing that Harry refuses to run around, he gets put in goal where he can still at least tell himself that he’s cool and edgy

A couple of games in Harry catches the competitive spirit (when he assists in winning a game) and then it’s all over for the other team

It turns out that sometimes playing on a team is fun

The only time he gets physical with someone is when one of his teammates (and the kicker is it’s not even Gil) gets sacked by an opposing player and he runs out of the goal to start an all out brawl on the field

After this the team warms up to him and they actually kind of become friends, which is super weird because he’s used to just having Uma and Gil

Over time he becomes a go-to for pumping up the team in the locker room before games

When he is on the bench (which is about half of the time because there’s another goalie on the team) you can always count on him yelling on the sidelines (and fighting the referees if it comes down to it)

#disneys descendants #disneys descendants headcanon #headcanons #harry hook #gil #tourney #answered

Mitchell hope is a fucking joke, he can't act nor sing, I cringe every time I see him and ben is just annoying

ben is an angel and so is mitchell lmao but okay

carlosfreckles

#disneys descendants #harry hook #uma #gil

lewiscarrolatemybrain

Isle kids tend to know a fuckton of languages. The island is small, and villains were brought in from all over the world. Communication was necessary to build any kind of civilization, but there’s no way any of them were gonna agree on a common language. It’s the kids who picked up on what everybody was saying in all their different dialects. While Auradon kids tend to know English and whatever language their parents grew up speaking (Ben speaks French, Aziz speaks Arabic, Doug knows sign language and German, etc) the isle kids just… Know a lot of words. They aren’t even really sure which words go by which language. Mal and Jay have an argument that bounces from German to Arabic to Mandarin to Spanish and back again, with Carlos and Evie occasionally throwing in their own two cents in French or Atlantean or Italian, and all the Auradon kids watch somewhere between horror and amazement because *what the hell are they saying?!*

#this is cool #headcanons #disneys descendants

gaysupersoldiers

So if anyone is interested, I set up a Descendants’ discord! Rules must be read and followed, but anyone is welcome to join. https://discord.gg/tZFXB2N

#disneys descendants

dxscxndxnts

Language Spell!

I got this idea from an Avengers HC I saw a while back.

What if the characters in Descendants were suddenly cast under a spell that forces them to speak their original language.

Ben is panicking as he sputters French, and the only person who understands him is Gil. The ladder has no idea what is going on, so he’s just like ‘Ben you good?’ In French, and no one understands the exchange between them. Then Chad comes along, also coming from a French story, and gets in a three way Frenchman spewing contest. Chad gets bored and starts flirting with girls because French is the language of love.

Carlos is pretty chill in his still English dialect. Freddie too, she’s chilling there like “I’m from Louisiana wtf is this nonsense.” Audrey barely changes because her story is from England, but Mal is part Fairy so she starts speaking some ancient elvish fairy language lost to all.

Jay resorts to Medieval Arabian, Evie starts speaking German, Lonnie is talking in Chinese, Jane tries to help the bizarre display that is the three Frenchmen with her own French, but she keeps switching back and forth between that and another ancient Fairy dialect.

Harry’s speaking English still but his accent flops because his dad was from England and attended Elton College. He’s less concerned about his accent changing and more worried about Uma.

Descended from Poseidon, she spends half the time talking in Ancient Greek, but then there’s a part of her that has octopus genetics, so she’ll get really worked up and start shouting “GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!”

#anyways this is the best thing I've read today #disneys descendants #descendants 2 #headcanons #kind of

afrych

some carlos doodles

i’m salty that eyeliner and curly hair were gone in d2

#this is SO CUTE #YOURE SO TALENTED #carlos de vil #disneys descendants #art

l-angdon-deactivated20181119

i keep seeing posts on here about how uma and harry aren’t relevant because harry flirts with everyone and while i’ve seen a couple posts defending them as a ship…. i just wanna tell you why you’re wrong… with gif evidence. sit back, y’all.

as i said before, the first “evidence” is that harry flirts with everyone but the problem is that y’all are confusing his tantalizing tactics with “flirting” because of thomas’ natural sex appeal. don’t believe me? here’s some examples of harry looking at various characters that aren’t uma.

let’s start with mal because people mainly use this one from what i’ve seen. and while the chemistry is there between them, i think that’s fair to say that its because DOVE AND THOMAS ARE A COUPLE and very obviously had something there during filming.

here we have harry right before telling mal that he could hurt her… a tantalizing tactic because he wants to KILL her:

and here we have his reaction after it didn’t quite go as planned where he genuinely looks annoyed as hell:

and since i know someone will bring up him blowing a kiss to mal… that’s after successfully pissing her and the rest of the vks off… like come ON. he had a successful reaction to his tantalizing yet AGAIN.

and after mal, you’ve got jay and ben.. which, okay. in theory they could be nice ships, but i also need you to think about the fact that he’s literally tantalizing them in every scene he shares with them. when harry is seen with ben he either is torturing him on the plank, fighting him on the ship, or ‘goochie goochie goo’ing him before uma steps in to intervene.. plus the whole “how’s it feel to be a king now” bit where he’s trying to get a reaction from him. and as for jay… again, you only see them fighting on the ship and then the scene in the alley where he’s LITERALLY trying to piss jay off. that’s what he wants. here’s some gif evidence of both:

tantalizing:

and after having a satisfying reaction:

tantalizing:

and after successfully pissing jay off:

now… *inhales deeply* his reactions with uma. let’s get to the good shit. when we first see uma and harry, they’re in the chip shop and the first thing that happens is her bringing the plate of food and slamming it down… and that’s where he goes to eat and she pushes his arm up and allows her to do as she pleases without becoming angry. whereas when mal touched him in the hair salon, he had a fit of rage and knocked everything off the counter. carrying on from that same scene, he watches as uma becomes angry and yells at the tv and decides to join in right after her even though no one else does until they’re instructed to.

and then again we have the moment a few moments later when uma is talking about how mal betrayed them and… i’m sorry…. his lip biting, y’all.

then we have some scenes that weren’t in the movie, but were in the music video in which harry…. who is insanely protective of his hook, allows uma to use it. check this out.

now there’s about a million other scenes, so i’m not gonna describe every single one of them, but i’m gonna say this and then leave you with the rest of the evidence i’ve got at hand.

uma tells him to do something and he does it without hesitation. he doesn’t second guess her, he doesn’t ask why.. he just acts. apart from the times he made the comment about “never being allowed to have any fun” and then the “you said i could hook him” but i don’t see that as an argument. she puts him in his place and he ALLOWS her to. uma was also the only character in the movie who could calm harry down or stop him from his crazy ass outbursts. the scene in the chip shop where gil called uma shrimpy and uma put her hand on harry’s arm as if to tell him that it’s fine? iconic. AS SEEN HERE:

“harry. we get it. chill.” iconic. “give it a rest, harry! give it rest!” ICONIC.

carrying on.

(peep that grin after she shoves him)

this post has become incredibly long and if you’ve made it this far… congratulations, but HARRY AND UMA ARE IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT AND I WON’T HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT IT.

oh, and also. don’t even get me started on how he takes his hat off, kneels to be eye to eye, and then says her name with the utmost respect and adoration. if you didn’t ship them after this then… who even are you?