Ben10do™

Currently either playing Breath of the Wild or panicking over coursework.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

But here's the stomper

[stout-stoat]

:)

[largishcat]

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[parlezvousladybug]

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

[kormantic]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[viralfrog]

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[skipppppy]

Over 6 months in the making (mostly bc procrastination) but I finally compiled my Kanto Gym Leader Magazine series. I love the idea of an in-universe style fashion publication where they all do interviews about their hobbies and stuff

Want something like this for your own OC? My commissions are open!!

[proteinmom]

task manager kill this man

[seven-oh-four]

honestly this screenshot just says everything

[moofahdrome]

going to the page itself is fun too

[digitalisnarcissus]

This is evil genius (complimentary) shit.

Youtuber RTgame put out a video titled "The Minecraft Movie Looks Bad: Is Minecraft Story Mode Worse?" and then used A/B testing to change the thumbnail to say either Yes or No, and just watched the comments tear each other to bits.

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[crtter]

[stormbear]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.

The 2nd orders a half of a beer.

The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.

The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.

[paradichlorosocksy]

Im so fucking hungry dude I

[paradichlorosocksy]

Im so hungry I could eat uhhhhhhhh a pig

[a-pig27]

...

[paradichlorosocksy]

Actually im so hungry I could eat a doorframe

[a-doorframe]

...

[paradichlorosocksy]

Are you jeff the kidding me.

[jeff-the-kidding-me]

Yes?

[srsfunny]

[catchymemes]

[neonhumbuzz]

[contextfreepatentart]

[effemimaniac]

Patented Hater Tech

[thememedaddy]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That is such an inspirational quote for such a dumbass thing to do