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"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

allykatsart

wizardarchetypes

i was opening up the nature center and a little wasp flew by while i unlocked the door so i let him out. then i looked down, and there was a spider, a millipede, and two rollie-pollie bugs waiting at the door and they all walked out in a line like they’d been at a party together overnight.

it’s been two weeks and i can’t stop thinking about it.

wizardarchetypes

dogpuppy

vanessa20xo

neverusethissiteanymore-deactiv

moss-enthusiast

okay but you thinking it tastes good doesn’t excuse how fucked up the milk industry is or make it okay to support lmao y’all selfish

neverusethissiteanymore-deactiv

crimewave420

porterr-robinson

geekinglikeaboss

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

3798tadpole

hey so what the fuck was this about

arrivisting

are these not, basically, wedding vows

coyotes-grin

“Your stout legs and your hard axe...”

DUDE

husband

Y'all ever think about how there are just a whole bunch of sets of stairs in the middle of forests that lead nowhere

0u1jab0ard-deactivated20190616

Wh

What?

husband

autumndiesirae-deactivated20250

“On just about every case where we’re really far into the wilderness, I’m talking 30 or 40 miles, at some point we’ll find a staircase in the middle of the woods. It’s almost like if you took the stairs in your house, cut them out, and put them in the forest. I asked about it the first time I saw some, and the other officer just told me not to worry about it, that it was normal. Everyone I asked said the same thing. I wanted to go check them out, but I was told, very emphatically, that I should never go near any of them.” (source)

katswenski

plume

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

mousathe14

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

zarekthelordofthefries

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.