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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

loth-caatgirl

actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation

noknowshame

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

the-quasar-hero

I try not to eavesdrop on ppl’s conversations but this woman on this bus is having a very loud phonecall with the police that, with the context she provided, arrested her daughter, and potentially harassed her? And apparently she has video confirmation of this! She wants to speak to someone’s sergeant, she wants to sue the whole precinct! I’m supposed to just tune all this out 😭?

tartrazeen

Why aren't you helping her sue

the-quasar-hero

I’m not someone you want to aid you in a legal battle 😩 a lawyer should be sought first before me.

As I’m writing this, she just said her daughter is 14?! And a female cop stood by while this was going on?! She gotta get everyone’s badges for a hood ornament! Turn that precinct into a bbq place, smoke these pigs!

the-quasar-hero

😨😨😨

This is why everyone hates cops, called her daughter a bitch, and slammed her into a fence?! Pork ribs for everyone, triple servings with the sauce

distractionsfromthefood

sudslesssponge

say what you want about squidward, he always had spongebobs back. At least in the earlier seasons when characters had multi-faceted personalities.

ryan-sometimes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ryan-sometimes

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

winnie-wine

digitaldiscipline

i think of this as beating someone to death with a rubber chicken[1]

[1] It's filled with ball bearings.

scissorsaint

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

crowboy-bebop

oh my fucking god

vampirebambi

All the Wikipedia editors, and everyone else, right now:

warcrimesimulator

loveridden1999

dragon-in-a-fez

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

teaboot

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"