its a metaphor for capitalism

rachael ☆ ★ enby lesbian ☆ ★ 32 •°*

[junkfoodcinemas]

Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize y'alls neighborhood. And whosoever shall be found… Without the soul for getting down, Must stand and face the hounds of Hell… And rot inside a corpse’s shell. The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of 40,000 years. And grizzly ghouls from every tomb… Are closing in to seal your doom. And, though, you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver,

For no mere mortal can resist the evil of… THE THRILLER. - Vincent Price

Credit to and edited by Mark & Chris Wournell (2008)

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[recuperationdisliker]

f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

[recuperationdisliker]

no

[recuperationdisliker]

yeah :)

[fallingtowers]

haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[grungegoths]

[beneziatsoni]

anyway thinking back on my work shift last night and i can pinpoint the exact minute of the hour my meds wore off bc i became instantly non verbal after yapping for 7 consecutive hours..........

[knifefightscene]

I literally don’t think israel has a right to exist but whatever

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[thefloralmenace]

Didn't have "see your political action philosophy expressed by Jorts the cat" on my 2025 bingo card.

All cats are anarchists.

Probably like 80% of cat owners are also anarchists.

Fill ever drawer in the U.S. Treasury with glitter and a note that says Go to Hell.

[siriosa]

be creative. get in the way.

[lerayon]

Get in the way. Lie. Fuck Elon and his posse of evil losers. I would LOVE to look them in the face and lie about all kinds of shit.

[eliasgoeshardcosplay]

When Nazi occupied France, the car maker that was forced to produce cars/trucks for them lowered the oil filling line (on the dipstick). It caused all of them to eventually break down due to improper oil level.

It could easily be seen as improper maintenance or wear and tear ~

Learn from the French, lower the dipstick line ~

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

There was a kid in occupied Belgium who grew up to smuggle Bibles past the Iron Curtain who spent his youth pouring sugar in the gas can of the local Kommandant's staff car any time it was left unattended.

They never figured it out.

Hell even just processing the paperwork correctly can take forever if the folks responsible for the processing are careful about it.

[anexperimentallife]

[nabanna]

thank you mister snerpy we salute you good sir

just because I have trouble figuring out which sounds vowels make like this, I have found an audible guide (for the goddess's name):

[jokerjokinghahaha]

Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

[isawken]

fucking obsessed with this strip

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[socialistexan]

This genuinely made me laugh out loud

[uglygirlstatus]

last week I described my email inbox as a Sisyphean task to my coworker because that day I genuinely just could not get my email count down lower than 15, every email I opened and replied to would immediately be replaced with another new message, and today I walked into that coworkers office looking dejected again and she said “what’s wrong? Another syphilis day or whatever?”

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

Conservatives having a normal one

[neatrogenous]