oof juice

27.she/they. idk. I like to laugh and play stupid video games. I've been stuck on this hell-site for over a decade.

[lakemojave]

I'm putting a team together

[lakemojave]

Fuck how could I forget

[lemonsweet]

She was so hot

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

can we just skip to the part where I’m about to marry the love of my life and I’m financially stable and happy & all this shit is behind me already

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[striving-artist]

God made humans so we could provide enrichment to bears in the form of puzzle boxes full of snacks and sometimes the snack is cocaine

[chongoblog]

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

[supergameboytwo]

who?

[alternativeulster]

who?

[dragongirltongue]

who?

[acreaturecalledgreed]

who?

[dogpuppy]

[halondrus]

[dearparentheses]

Tokuhiro Kawai

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[christianstepmoms]

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

[segamascott]

[uncannine]

non-binary people don’t call themselves Moss or Arson anymore and that needs to change. come back. name yourself Salt. name yourself Elf. name yourself weirdly, but Name Yourself. it’s YOUR name, no one else’s.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[himmlischzain]

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[byrdsfly]

[amnhnyc]

Behold the pocket-sized western pygmy possum! (Cercartetus concinnus). One of the world’s smallest possums, this species typically weighs just 0.5 oz (14 g)—the size of an AA battery. This dainty marsupial is a nectarivore, meaning that its diet consists primarily of plant nectar. It inhabits treetops in forests throughout parts of Australia, using its long prehensile tail like a fifth limb as it moves from branch to branch.

Photo: Donna Belder, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist

[saulwexler]

me in 2024: It's not enough to just survive. I want to LIVE

me in 2026: Not driving off the cliff is an act of trying. If you think about it.

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]