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fake relationship is such a good trope. they have to act in love and they are in love but they think the other isn't in love. oscar. pulitzer. nobel prize

whitepeopletwitter

thundergrace

That’s what blows my mind.

Trying to stimulate the economy without stimulating the income of the people living in and contributing to the economy seems like bad business.

#this #this is why rich people are actually bad for the economy #you know what stimulates the economy?#spending #you know what rich people don’t do?#spend #like having a bunch of rich people isn’t a sign of a good economy #it’s untapped potential #like you know what isn’t a drain on the economy?#social programs that give poor people money #because they’ll take that money and spend it #you know what is a drain on the economy?#rich people hoarding a bunch of money and never spending it

oohsnickers

I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.

arandomthot

The Tarzan soundtrack really didn’t have to go as hard as it did

meaningfulstream

funky-ravioli

french people when they were coming up with the French language

jigglypuffsvevo

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers

Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.

iliveinmyblanket

Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold

e-the-village-cryptid

same energy

commodorecliche

also check out r/SelfAwareWolves

#I’m literally crying at the last one #it’s so fucking funny

thestraggletag

I hate that Trump is going to behave like the biggest manbaby of all time and this in no way will be held against male politicians. Hillary Clinton had to be smiling and calm and just give the best concession speech of all time because otherwise she blew it for all women. She showed people that women were too emotional, too bitchy for higher office. Even though she lost she still needed to lose with ALL THE GRACE possible because otherwise she made it more difficult for women in the future to run. And I hate that. I hate that double standard.

phoenixwrites

Think about this every goddamn day.

tiktoksthataregood-ish

filmreel

whitepeopletwitter

obliviousmelon

trueka

society peaked when we could hang cute charms on our flip phones

miggylol

darkalleysunflower

no joke, I’ve watched this about 30 times for sanity

estradoll

When I first heard the quote I thought “this is the best pro-biden ad I’ve seen” and it cracks me up that someone in his campaign was like “let’s just use that as an ad”